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Wed Jun-22-05 08:07 AM
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HELP! How do you get rid of a Gorgonzola cheese smell? |
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I have a date Sunday with a beautiful woman I've never actually met in person, and last night she said she was checking up on me to make sure I didn't have a "Gorgonzola cheese smell". How did she know my one weakness?
She also said she likes guys who shower more than once every two weeks. I don't remember women being this picky 17 years ago.
So how do I get rid of the smell and make a good first impression?
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Wed Jun-22-05 08:09 AM
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Edited on Wed Jun-22-05 08:09 AM by GOPisEvil
I hope you don't have any open cuts though. :scared:
Edit - can't spell.
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Wed Jun-22-05 08:11 AM
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3. Oh crap! Is that bad too? |
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I am SO unprepared for the world of dating.
Thankfully, she's a liberal woman, so I'm sure she'll grow to accept my hunchback.
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Wed Jun-22-05 08:14 AM
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Even liberal women have their standards.
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Wed Jun-22-05 08:17 AM
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9. Great! I can have Mother do that! |
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I just can't tell her why... Mother doesn't like it when I talk to girls. :scared:
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Wed Jun-22-05 08:11 AM
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if she doesn't like THAT smell, she can't bed ME
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Wed Jun-22-05 08:12 AM
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4. See? I should have just come to you from the start! |
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Note to self: Always get dating advice from matcom.
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Wed Jun-22-05 08:13 AM
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when you are about to 'mount', pull out a basket of good crackers too! :D
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Wed Jun-22-05 08:16 AM
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8. You are the king of romance! |
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She'll be putty in my hands!
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Wed Jun-22-05 08:17 AM
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10. want to REALLY impress her? |
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wash it all down with a good malt liquor
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Wed Jun-22-05 08:20 AM
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12. That's what I bathe in anyway! |
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And... I'll be wearing my NASCAR muscle-T!
Thanks, matcom! I can't remember why I was ever nervous in the first place! :bounce:
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Wed Jun-22-05 08:22 AM
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13. the muscle-T is a nice touch |
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if you go OUT for dinner, make sure and order the salad bar. they have GARLIC crutons at Sizzler!
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Wed Jun-22-05 01:50 PM
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25. Don't forget your.... |
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Gimme cap, hun! :thumbsup:
Git 'er done!
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Wed Jun-22-05 08:13 AM
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5. Bathing with soap AND water is the best way to go. I also suggest a nice |
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shampoo, perhaps an Herbal Essance type...
Maybe you should change/buy new shoes too, since, *cough* the cheese issue may arise from that particular location as well.
Or just tell her you're really a steak....
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Wed Jun-22-05 08:14 AM
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I'm writing this down... "really a steak"... I'll try that! Thanks!
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Wed Jun-22-05 08:25 AM
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16. You bet! More hint? GO for the SIRLOIN line. |
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Wed Jun-22-05 08:19 AM
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Wed Jun-22-05 08:22 AM
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14. I'm not sure I understand your advice. |
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Are you saying I should roll around in something? Or are you just mocking my giant yellow head? :cry:
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Wed Jun-22-05 08:25 AM
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:scared:
What is this poor woman is for? Strange smells, NASCAR shirts, hairy back humps? You've always seemed so normal, Finnfan. :P
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Wed Jun-22-05 08:28 AM
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17. On the weekends I let the ANIMAL out! |
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I'm like a werewolf... of love... :p
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Wed Jun-22-05 08:29 AM
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Wed Jun-22-05 09:06 AM
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Due to my altruism for Finn and his odor problem. :P
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Wed Jun-22-05 09:35 AM
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22. You are truly all heart! |
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P.S. I'm alson bring my collection of G.I. Joe Action figures. That'll drive her crazy! :evilgrin:
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Wed Jun-22-05 01:32 PM
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Maybe she could bring her Barbie collection and make them have evil adventures. :evilgrin:
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Wed Jun-22-05 09:21 AM
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20. One word: Limburger. n/t |
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Wed Jun-22-05 09:33 AM
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21. It's better than a Joe Garagiola smell! |
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Wed Jun-22-05 09:38 AM
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23. Oddly enough, she said she likes that. |
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She asked me to put on a bottle of Eau De Garagiola. :shrug:
Hey, who am I to question it? I'm just happy to be getting out of my mom's basement for a day! :bounce:
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