KoolZip and Hedges were in the dream I had last night

[mark414]

first thought: get the fuck off DU if I start dreaming about y'all

I was in Milwaukee, just driving around and before I knew it I was in Chicago. I pulled over and went and sat on a fire escape to have a cigarette and someone's arm was hanging out of the window, so I started hitting it.

next thing i know i hear, "leave that man alone it's his wedding day!"

i stuck my head in the window and it was Hedges' arm that I was hitting. i had thought that it was just an arm, attached to nobody but it turns out it was attached to Hedges (it was RKZ who had yelled at me). they made fun of me for thinking it was just a detached limb.

i climbed in the window and also hanging out with them was this guy Tim i work with (who would actually probably really get along with those two).

i wish i could remember more, but that's all i have.

RKZ and Hedges: get the fuck out of my dreams!!!

[Magrittes Pipe]

1. I have smoked on RKZ's fire escape!

:o:tinfoilhat:

[RandomKoolzip]

7. Is that a metaphor?

"Smoke," "fire escape...."

Are you mad at your mother, hedges?

[Magrittes Pipe]

8. Why would I be mad at her?

She is my lover.

[RandomKoolzip]

11. Ho be cheating on me.

[greatauntoftriplets]

13. WHAT!?!?!?!?!

:evilfrown:

[Magrittes Pipe]

2. Of course....

If I'm in Chicago on my wedding day, the bride's gonna be pissed. :scared:

[mark414]

4. don't worry

I'm sure me or Tim could give you a ride back

[Magrittes Pipe]

5. To Cleveland?

We're outta here soon.

[mark414]

6. oh damn

you're on your own then

[Zuni]

3. whoa...that is deep

[RandomKoolzip]

9. That was no dream, mark.....

You were SO high on tuesday night, dude. We dusted your cigarettes with some primo DC "Loveboat" and the next thing we knew you were punching people and ranting about detatched limbs.

That's the last time I'm letting you do acid AND PCP on the same night. You're a goddamn nightmare to travel with, man.....

[mark414]

10. oh shit

so Tim really WAS hanging out

he's a cool dude isn't he??

i need to start keeping a better eye on my smokes :tinfoilhat:

[RandomKoolzip]

12. That's advisable.

Especially around hedges. When you and Tim went to the bathroom together last night around 11:15 (I thought only girls did that, BTW), hedges took one of your cigs and inserted the filter tip into his pee-hole.

There is an unspoken connection between "snoozing" and "loozing."