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johnnie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-22-05 09:24 AM
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I don't like raw chicken
Reading the mock-fried-chicken-flamewar yesterday made me realize...I just really don't like eating raw chicken. It's messy and bloody and just kind of gross.
Plus that Salmonella bacteria gets stuck in your teeth. You bite the head off and it keeps running around the table for a while. Then when you finally catch it, blood squirts all over your corn and mashed potatoes. It's just gross!
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sui generis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-22-05 09:28 AM
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1. not to mention they don't make tiny little
pooper scoopers for poop flinging headless chikkins -

They're not so good for breakfast either. I once had a raw chikkin with corn flakes . . .

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johnnie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-22-05 09:30 AM
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3. Corn flakes!!!
On raw chicken!?
You are just plain sick. Real raw chick must be covered in grape Kool-Aid powder.
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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-22-05 09:29 AM
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2. what do you mean you don't like raw chicken?
why do you hate America?
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johnnie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-22-05 09:31 AM
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4. Oh, please don't get me wrong
I like raw Americans, just not raw chicken.
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