I'm eating a boneless chicken!

[Dr.Phool]

It's not too bad once you take the shell off and add hot sauce.

[Hugin]

1. Why not?

With all the spinelessness going around it was bound
to happen eventually.

[Modem Butterfly]

2. Boneless chicken is cruel!

Those poor little birds have almost no life at all, no walking, no scratching or clucking or even wing-flapping. All they do is sit around, little puddles of boneless flesh covered in feathers, waiting to die.

[Skinner]

3. I think we have enough threads about chicken already.

I don't really think we need any more. Feel free to discuss chicken in one of the threads that is already open on this topic.