Let's hear your best Rachael Ray pick up lines

[Bucky]

"My God, you have such shiny hands. May I touch them?"

"You can chop my carrot stick, lady."

"You've got me stirred... and simmering"

[Burma Jones]

1. I'll give ya thirty minutes, baby.......n/t

[bunkerbuster1]

2. What can *I* get for 40 dollars a day?

[mike_c]

3. no, that's not a rutabaga in my pocket...

...I'm just glad to see you. Bada boom.

[Richardo]

4. "I can take care of that 'extra virgin' situation for ya."

[wryter2000]

5. Uh-oh

Every time someone mentions Rachel Ray, a flame war breaks out. :scared:

:evilgrin:

[Rabrrrrrr]

6. It's not small like a chorizo, baby - it's a KIELBASA!

[name not needed]

7. Wanna rub me down with EVOO Extra Virgin Olive Oil?

:P

[ucmike]

8. "hey rachel, i've got a camera crew......"

[Tummler]

9. "In person, you look and act slightly less like an ill-mannered piglet!"

Yeah, I'm a silver-tongued devil ...

[Modem Butterfly]

10. Hey baby, have I got a Kielbasa to show you!