Theo, the winningest kitten of all time.

[Jara sang]

I've just wasted the last twenty minutes of my life on this... That is twenty minutes that I will never get back... EVAH! But Theo? The winningest kitten? Please, I smell a fix.

http://kittenwar.com/

No image due to Kittenwars.com insensitivity towards felines and humanity.

Theo in all his triumphant, winningest, glory

On edit: You Kitten War Bastards!!! No, no, having mock "battles" with kittens is wrong. What kind of "values" are you instilling in these kittens? I declare my own war on KittenWar.com!

[Debi]

1. Take him out with the squirt bottle strategically placed

behind him so he doesn't see it coming! :spray: Take that kitty!

[Jara sang]

12. LOL! I just noticed that!

Dance Kitty! Dance!

[Double T]

2. I never met a cat that wasn't the cutest!

[DS1]

3. The winningest kitten is a six-way tie for 77%

But Stretch has won 77% of 9040 battles.

Not that I expected you to be accurate.

http://kittenwar.com/kittens/winners/

and stop deep-linking

[Jara sang]

5. Theo has lost a percentage point just in the last 5 minutes

he was on top

[Debi]

13. Theo is now out of the top ten

DU is Theo's demise :spank:

[Jara sang]

14. am i responsible for Theo getting black-balled?

I'll never forgive myself. :cry:

[Debi]

16. Your punishment is to find Theo and vote him back in to the top spot

Go now, and join the kittenwars........

[GirlinContempt]

7. Posting pics

direct from a site isn't deep linking

[ET Awful]

4. Crapola, I forgot what Quinn and Althea's nubmers were

on kittenwar :)

[billyskank]

6. Quinn is slightly beating Althea

but not by much. :)

[ET Awful]

8. Well give me a link dang it :)

:P

[billyskank]

18. Okay

Althea:

http://kittenwar.com/kittens/2978/

Quinn:

http://kittenwar.com/kittens/2977/

[ET Awful]

19. Thanks!

:)

I love that picture of Althea, I'm surprised she didn't win more :) Bah, people just don't have good taste!

[billyskank]

20. It's because of cuteness

Althea is beautiful, which is different to cute. Quinn, on the other hand, as a kitten was cuteness embodied.

Very often I have to vote for a cat I actually find less attractive, simply because it's cute (i.e. a kitten) while up against a more handsome but less cute cat.

[Jara sang]

21. Althea and Quinn are yours ET?

Dang, I'll scan the website till I hit them and vote them up. Should only take me a week or two.;-)

[ET Awful]

22. You don't have to do that :)

I was just commenting :).

I know my kitties are better than the rest on that site because . . .well . . they're mine :)

[indy_azcat]

9. this guy?

http://kittenwar.com/kittens/158/

[Jara sang]

10. No this Theo:

Who has since been supplanted.

http://kittenwar.com/kittens/19203/

[indy_azcat]

11. I've seen cuter ground squirrels

what's he doing, pissin' on blueprints?

[sasquatch]

15. I like this guy right here

http://kittenwar.com/kittens/1421/
"PREPARE TO BE TAKEN DOWN BY KITTYCAT KUNG FU!!"
:D

[Misunderestimator]

17. Oh my!