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Wed Jun-22-05 07:26 PM
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U.S. REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES |
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The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500 man elite fighting unit called the U.S. REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES (USRSF). These North Carolina, Kentucky, West Virginia, Mississippi, Missouri, Arkansas, Alabama, Georgia, Texas and Tennessee boys will be dropped into Irag and have been given the following facts about Terrorists:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
THIS MESS IN IRAQ SHOULD BE OVER IN A WEEK!
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Wed Jun-22-05 07:29 PM
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1. Little known fact. Hell's Angels won us the Vietnam war. |
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Wed Jun-22-05 07:36 PM
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2. Hence - Rolling Thunder |
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Wed Jun-22-05 07:37 PM
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And "the light at the end of the tunnel."
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Wed Jun-22-05 07:37 PM
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And "the light at the end of the tunnel."
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Wed Jun-22-05 07:39 PM
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4. My dad used to tell that joke to me |
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The truth is the rednecks will shit down their pants when the terrorist return fire.
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Wed Jun-22-05 07:48 PM
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5. Just like Ted Nugent did! |
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Edited on Wed Jun-22-05 07:49 PM by JonathanChance
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ted_NugentNugent dodged the draft during the Vietnam War. In an interview for the Detroit Free Press (July 15, 1990), Nugent described how he avoided the draft: He claims that 30 days before his Draft Board Physical, he stopped all forms of personal hygiene. The last ten days he ingested nothing but junk food and Pepsi, and a week before his physical he stopped using the bathroom altogether, virtually living inside pants caked with excrement and stained by his urine. That spectacle won Nugent a deferment, he says.
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Wed Jun-22-05 09:13 PM
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one of the biggest fucking rednecks there is.
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Wed Jun-22-05 07:52 PM
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6. Should we make Kid Rock and Ted Nugent Batallion Commanders? |
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Wed Jun-22-05 11:12 PM
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10. Throw in Charlie Daniels and that "God Blesss the USA " guy. |
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Let them depend on one another. They won't last long.
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Thu Jun-23-05 10:55 AM
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14. "Lee Greenwood" and add Toby "KKKeith" to it too. |
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Thu Jun-23-05 11:32 AM
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15. No. Because they're chickenshit |
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They'd run off to Canada if somebody actually made them defend their country with anything more than bluster and bravado.
Skinner -- sorry about the chicken reference...
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Wed Jun-22-05 07:56 PM
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My idea of "hunting for sport" Go into the woods naked armed with only a 3 inch knife. :hide:
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Wed Jun-22-05 07:58 PM
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They don't deserve credit like this.
This entire theory relies on a goddamn redneck knowing where Iraq actually IS
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Wed Jun-22-05 11:21 PM
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Wed Jun-22-05 11:47 PM
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proving that ignorance knows no boundaries....try something actually FUNNY next time
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Wed Jun-22-05 11:48 PM
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13. ahem....isn't this a backdoor chicken thread? |
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