MANDIBLE CLAW!! MANDIBLE CLAW!!

[sniffa]

beware the beastman & angry amish, this was for you.

[BrklynLiberal]

1. The morans use their hands too freely.

She should have bitten that idiot's finger right off her hand.

[sniffa]

2. you can't bite though

the madibLe cLaw is a nerve hoLd, and once it's appLied the victim can Longer bite down. the match is over once it's appLied.

[BrklynLiberal]

9. ohhhhhh. I was ignorant.

[ReadTomPaine]

3. A twist of the wrist is all it would have taken..

For that sunglassed harpy to experience the kiss of concrete. Can you tell that photo riles me?

[RevolutionaryActs]

4. Where's Mr Socko?

:shrug:

[sniffa]

5. he was thrown into the crowd

[RevolutionaryActs]

6. NO!

Bring back Socko!

[sniffa]

7. socko was once kidnapped

by the eviL aL snow.

bad story Line, but not as bad as when vaL venus got his hands on socko. :cry:

[RevolutionaryActs]

8. I remember that.

When Al Snow had Socko. :o

[sniffa]

10. he stapLed it to 'head' as a head band

:silly:

vaL venus puLLed a fLightsuit george, and stuffed him.

[RevolutionaryActs]

12. HAHAHAHAHA!

:rofl:

[ghostsofgiants]

11. Dammit, you stole my joke!

And brought back memories of when I used to like wrestling. Those were the days, haha.

[RevolutionaryActs]

13. HA HA! You snooze you loose. Looser.

:silly:


I use to like wrestling too. Obviously, I knew about Socko! :P

[ghostsofgiants]

14. Haha, you spelled lose/loser wrong!

Take THAT! :P

Or were you calling me loose? That's not very nice.

[RevolutionaryActs]

15. HAHAHAHA!

:rofl:

Stop being such a moran. :P

[ghostsofgiants]

16. Haha, you're so mean to me

:cry:

[RevolutionaryActs]

17. I'm just trying to toughen you up!

The world of cliques is rough man, you can't let things get to ya! :P



Arg, I'm having typing issues. x(

[ghostsofgiants]

18. I can't help if I'm a wuss

I thoguth it was part of my charm.

[southlandshari]

23. Locking....

Watch it with the clique talk there, sister!

:P

[AngryAmish]

19. CATFIGHT! CATFIGHT! CATFIGHT!

apologies to Joey Styles.


BTW, Joey Styles is the best wrestling announcer in the business (apologies to JR, who I respect). Why doesn't he have a job on national TV? Does he even have a job? If they do bring back ECW (which I think they will) will he have a job? And another thing, I heard Vince paid New Jack to show up for the reunion show, but New Jack does not want to go to New York, because of some bullshit about a few warrants for his arrest (which has the ring of truth to it).

[ghostsofgiants]

21. Did you see the ECW One Night Stand pay-per-view?

First bit of wrestling I've watched in at least two years, but damn it was good. Joey Styles and Mick Foley were the commentators.

[AngryAmish]

22. I did not

I'm cheap. However, it was the first PPV I was tempted to buy in years. However, the Cubs were on ESPN, so...

BTW, I have been to an ECW PPV live. It was the November to Remember (actually in October) where Mike Awesome beat Taz and Tanaka for the belt. I heard the Awesome/Tanaka match was off the hook a few weeks back, but that match -- Oh... My.. Gawd...

[sniffa]

24. i never got to see ECW Live

:cry:

is new jack even out of jaiL yet?

NEW JACK! NEW JACK! NEW JACK! NEW JACK!

[Beware the Beast Man]

27. I had free passes to an ECW taping in Pittsburgh,

and like an idiot, I didn't go.
Mind you, this was in 2000, when ECW was way past its peak.

[sniffa]

28. hmmm

every once in a whiLe i get the urge to start buying the oLd matches.. but i'm a cheap bastard. :P

there are some matches i'd Love to have.

[Beware the Beast Man]

29. Did you watch the reunion PPV a couple weeks ago?

[sniffa]

30. no, did you?

was it you who toLd me about some run ins on it?

is it worth renting?

[Beware the Beast Man]

31. I didn't see it.

To tell you the truth, I'm not into pro wrestling like I was a few years ago. I tried watching Raw the other week, and found it pretty unbearable.

[sniffa]

32. agreed

i just Like Living in the past. :P

smackdown is the good show now.... which is weird.

TNA has started getting some good airtime on our fox-sports channeL. i swear, they have every singLe wrestLer fired from vince's show.
you can see sean waLton wrestLe biLLy gunn and justin credibLe and now matt hardy.
don't know if i Like their six-sided rings though.

here's some good reading to keep you busy during Lunch or downtime:

http://alanwojcik.com/index.html

he's got some good/great interviews. :thumbsup:

[RedCappedBandit]

20. hate this photo

[Beware the Beast Man]

25. You forgot the third "MANDIBLE CLAW!"

Remember, JR always announces finishers in triplicate... :)

[sniffa]

26. my bad

i figured the 2 aLL-caps was enough for the front page. :P