sniffa
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Wed Jun-22-05 09:18 PM
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i think congress needs to outLaw griLLed cheese sandwiches |
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after the fLag amendment, it might just be the most important issue we face. i mean, we can't just have peopLe griLLing and possibLy burning american cheese. what are we fighting for after aLL!? and sometimes the cheese just gets so hot and you couLd burn your mouth.
what other important matters shouLd be attended to next?
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Wed Jun-22-05 09:20 PM
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1. they also need to make a law stating that from now on |
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long deep fried potato strips will be called "freedom fries". Keep the damn french out of Amurkkka
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Wed Jun-22-05 09:20 PM
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2. chicken fried steak....which isn't really chicken, it's beef??? |
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Wed Jun-22-05 09:20 PM
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3. I think we should outlaw dirty cars |
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Wed Jun-22-05 09:22 PM
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4. but that infringes on the first amendment |
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which aLLows us to write messages (such as "wash me") freeLy in the dirt on cars.
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Wed Jun-22-05 09:25 PM
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5. Well, you have a point |
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but couldn't you just use spray paint? :shrug:
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Wed Jun-22-05 09:29 PM
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i can see you are unfamiLiar with our form of government and our sweet, sweet freedoms.
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Wed Jun-22-05 09:40 PM
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23. I live in a Socialist country |
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We just take our cars to the nearest government run shop and they're fixed for FREE.
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Wed Jun-22-05 09:47 PM
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27. yeah but you have to wait years to get it back |
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Thu Jun-23-05 05:17 AM
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28. Is that all you write |
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The customary message round here is "I wish my girl-friend was this dirty".
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Wed Jun-22-05 09:27 PM
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7. Just had a 'Pleasantville' flashback |
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How soon until we have a 'decency act' here in Bushland?
Pleasantville is a great movie BTW if you haven't seen it.
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Wed Jun-22-05 09:25 PM
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it would be blasphemy if there's a religious image on it.
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Wed Jun-22-05 09:29 PM
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but what if it's one of the heathen reLigions?
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Wed Jun-22-05 09:29 PM
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10. hot coffee could burn you |
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Wed Jun-22-05 09:32 PM
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down with Lawyers instead.
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Wed Jun-22-05 09:34 PM
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I'm not cybering with you anymore! You're obviously crazy. :o
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Wed Jun-22-05 09:37 PM
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15. i didn't know you cybered |
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and you've been hoLding out on me? :cry:
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Wed Jun-22-05 09:38 PM
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17. All you have to do is ask |
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Wed Jun-22-05 09:39 PM
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Wed Jun-22-05 09:38 PM
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18. you are just now figuring that out |
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Wed Jun-22-05 09:40 PM
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22. Well, when Cubbie, Kleeb and Lefty are around, |
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you seem kind of normal, ya know? :P
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Wed Jun-22-05 09:31 PM
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11. Moderate Democrats should have compromised on the flag issue. |
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Demand that it's OK for the general populace to burn the flag, but crackdown on steriod use among the flagburning community.
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Wed Jun-22-05 09:34 PM
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13. More moms should be making apple pie. |
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There's a shortage of mom's apple pie in today's Amurka. Of course, those should be Southern Baptist apple pies - not the Catholic, Jewish, Buddhist, or Muslim variety (Jesus likes the Baptist version best and any other protestant denomination - second best, fyi).
More pie. More flags. Mo' better. Wouldn't you agree?
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Wed Jun-22-05 09:38 PM
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maybe a rider couLd be added to that: murkins must have dye added to their bLood to make red, white and bLue.
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Thu Jun-23-05 05:35 AM
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30. Or as my grate governor Perry says: |
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Wed Jun-22-05 09:38 PM
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16. I use Muenster cheese.... |
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Wed Jun-22-05 09:40 PM
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21. Grilled Cheese is part of the Gay Agenda |
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When you have boys eating sandwiches whose name sounds like "girl cheese" it creates sexual ambiguity which leads to perversion. We must stop these so called "grilled" cheese sandwiches before they tear apart the very fabric of our great god-fearing country.
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Wed Jun-22-05 09:42 PM
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Wed Jun-22-05 09:43 PM
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26. Can they outlaw the Morans? |
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Thu Jun-23-05 05:20 AM
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My kid would never eat again. then again, she doesn't like hers made w/ American cheese so we might be ok.
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Thu Jun-23-05 06:20 AM
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31. I love grilled cheese sammiches. |
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And sometimes I put DIFFERENT cheeses together - American & Canadian cheddar, or American & Swiss. Getting them all gooey and mixed together - mmmmm-mmmmm-mmmmm!
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Thu Jun-23-05 06:33 AM
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32. because when i cook a grilled cheese...... |
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Thu Jun-23-05 07:14 AM
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33. What if you made one out of Roquefort cheese? Wouldn't that be |
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like burning the French, and wouldn't that be a good thing? :shrug:
(sarcasm)
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Thu Jun-23-05 07:19 AM
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34. Croque monsieur ou croque madame? |
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