Bathroom Engrish: Why You Need Bidet

[mondo joe]

At www.dobidet.com you can learn why you need bidet:

Even if you are taking a shower every time after bowl movements, soiled body area will not be cleaned as thoroughly as dobidos ® bidet can.

Even worse is using toilet tissue which most of the times will leave some abrasive effects on your sensitive area so that waste residue can be trapped making the area easy to get infected or become sore after repeated wipe.

Using bidet might not sound as a cool thing to you, especially for men, who never experienced dobisdos bidet.

But when you use bidet?

Once you install dobidos bidet, you can use anytime you use toilet,
in the morning, in the day, in the night, anytime, like you brush your teeth several times a day after each meal to clean your teeth and gums,
don't leave your bathroom without cleaned by dobidos bidet.

[Deja Q]

1. What does that Senator from Delware have to do with this?

:evilgrin:

Whoops! Biden. Not Bidet...

[DRoseDARs]

2. "YOU ARE NOT CLEAN ENOUGH!"

*chortle*

[evlbstrd]

3. Odd that they haven't caught on the U.S.

They're in wide use in Europe. What kind of clean freaks are we, anyway?

[mondo joe]

4. We limit our clean freakishness to our armpits and teeth.

Though I don't think saying it just like using a toothbrush is a good sales pitch. ;-)

[evlbstrd]

8. Ooh, a butt-brush.

I'm working on plans...

[BiggJawn]

7. R. Crumb addressed this very problem many years ago...

[evlbstrd]

9. As he did everything else.

Keep on truckin'!

[ReadTomPaine]

5. Don’t make unfair cracks about bidets!

I’m behind the use of these all the way. Don’t be cheeky and assume most people in the United States wouldn’t want to use them either. In fact, I’m always bummed out when I get back on our side of the Atlantic and need to use a lavatory here in the states and don’t find one. In hindsight, I guess I shouldn’t be surprised.



;)

[Demonaut]

6. cute...............

but that water looks a tad cold

[DRoseDARs]

10. Not to mention the bacteria found inside a toilet bowl...

Thanks, but I'll wash my ass with a clean, warm blast of water from the shower head.

[Bunny]

11. I never figured out how you dry yourself after using one of those?

I'm very un-cosmopolitan, I guess.

[swag]

12. Hm.

It sounds somewhat moist.

[Burma Jones]

13. Too Many Americans would mistake a bidet for a drinking fountain

Present Company Excluded

[radwriter0555]

14. I LOVE the bidet. Wiping one's bottom with a piece of crunchy paper can't

be that good for ya.

Water works! And it's oh so refreshing. The hi-tech bidets with remote controls are COOL!

[wakeme2008]

15. I like the waterless laser version...

ZAP ZAP ZAPPPPPPP :hide:

[DS1]

16. mmmm cauterized smoking dingleberries

I think you're onto something

[Burma Jones]

17. Wow, they should get a native English Speaker to write their copy

if they want to sell these over the net. Very funny though.....

[undeterred]

18. I think we would have to rename it the Biden

since we have all experienced the mind cleansing sensation of the Biden.

[Pert_UK]

19. Personally, I favour the 3 seashells......

:-)

P.

[NuttyFluffers]

20. ooh! i love bidets. in fact in emergencies i make an emergency bidet.

i use wet ones! :D for those toilets without the higher civilization factor. wipe, then finish off with a flourish of moist antibacterial zestiness!

the bidet/toilet combos in japan were *wonderful*. and all the functions! heated seat, warmed stream or spray w/ oscillation, water pressure level, blow dryer, flushing sound button for masking particularly stupendous sounds, etc. oh it was wonderful!

bidets are pretty regular in europe, and also in higher quality hotels and homes in latin america. pretty much the only part of the industrialized world that hasn't really taken a liking to bidets is america. get with the program america!

it seems this new company is trying what TOTO (most prevalent toilet producer in japan) has been having trouble doing, making a market in america. well, best of luck. we certainly could do with more refreshing sprays of oscillating warm water, in stereo.

[spinbaby]

21. Those Japanese toilets were scary

Nothing like a toilet with a control panel that you can't read. One place we stayed had a toilet that lifted its seat in greeting when you approached. It had apparently also tapped into the bathroom lighting and would dim the lights to set the right mood. It was like Hal from 2001 had invaded the bathroom.