How do you want your eggs?

[yvr girl]

[MissMillie]

1. I have a recipe for a crabmeat quiche

It is so amazing!

[GOPisEvil]

2. This morning? Over easy.

With sausage and hash browns. Oh, and a biscuit.

:9

[RebelOne]

3. Cheese omelette, please. n/t

[tk2kewl]

4. I'd like them thrown at a neoNaziCon

[Patiod]

5. Mushroom and tomato omelet, please nt

[dolo amber]

6. Unfertilized, please

Thanks! :hi:

[King Coal]

7. If you want some fun:

Waitress: How do you like your eggs?

King: I love 'em.

Waitress: No, how do you like them cooked?

King: That's the only way I'll eat them.

Waitress: No, do you want them over-easy, scrambled, sunny-side up, like that?

King: Oh. Well, let me have one of them poached, and the other soft-boiled.

(If the waitress actually attempts to take this back to the cook, for God's sake stop her, and tip her well.)

[Heidi]

8. I can't possibly be the only one . . .

who eats chicken ova only under duress!

[MissMillie]

9. nope

there are others here who don't care for eggs....

Right, Midlodemocrat?