New career for MATCOM: Wedding Planner!

[yvr girl]

We need more tulle! We need more tulle! Que the swans!

[GOPisEvil]

1. Release the white doves right when the happy couple kiss!

Dry chicken breast, rubbery vegetables, warm cheesecake for $539 per person! Muahahaha!

LIGHT BLUE RUFFLY TUXEDOS FOR EVERYONE!

[DS1]

7. If you do not have a mullet, one will be provided for you

[matcom]

2. YES!!

i've ALWAYS wanted to sell Ripple for $65/bottle! :bounce:

[LynneSin]

3. Sorry, this would be Matcom as a wedding planner

We need another keg of PBR rolled out and tapped please
The bride requests that we not play Freebird again even though someone in the audience keeps screaming for it
We need more firewood for the pit or this pig will never get done!

[sasquatch]

6. I've actually been to one of those types of weddings

It was budweiser instead of KBR though.
x(

[sasquatch]

4. Bachelor and Bachelorette parties should be fun though

:hangover:
The only worry the next day is to make bail.

[underpants]

5. It's kinda hard to orchestrate the whole thing from the brides maids

dressing room

"He sure does pay a lot of attention to detail doesn't he?"

[yvr girl]

8. Well, bridesmaids usually get overlooked

Not with Matcom though

[matcom]

9. LOL

i make the event FUN! :rofl:

[yvr girl]

10. .