DU Group proposal: Seekers of medical advice from unqualified DUers

[asthmaticeog]

Every thread can be locked as soon as it's posted - or better yet, the reply function can be disabled, and a bot script can autopost "GO SEE A FUCKING DOCTOR" to every OP.

[Zuni]

1. woohoo

:woohoo:

I have been waiting for this group all my life :bounce:

[liontamer]

2. just what hypochondriacs like myself have been waiting for! eom

[brainshrub]

3. You want to outsource mod jobs to Javascript?

No fair! We can't work for less than free! :cry:

[Midlodemocrat]

4. No. friggin. way.

Too much fun to lock those threads. I won't stand for it, y'hear?

[asthmaticeog]

6. LOL!

:rofl:

[Beware the Beast Man]

5. DU Group proposal: Colonics as Cure-Alls.

That should fly.

I have this burning muscle pain in my neck.
- Have some coffee!

[Blue-Jay]

11. How about a sherry enema?

[asthmaticeog]

13. I went to high school with her.

[madinmaryland]

15. We're not going to bring that story up again?

The guy who died of an overdose of sherry enemas?

Definately did not have this problem: :hurts:

[TK421]

7. Thanks for posting this! We need more people like you here.

That take-charge kind of attitude will certainly take you places. I am honored by this post of yours ( and humbled by it ):sarcasm: By the way...is it me, or did THIS thread die?:7

[asthmaticeog]

8. Well, it ain't dead no more now that you KICKED it.

In all seriousness, though, I *do* hope you get your mono thing sorted out soon. This wasn't directed specifically at you. There've been a lot of medical advice threads lately, much more than usual, by my reckoning.

[TK421]

9. I don't recall kicking anything, but I DID post a question and at no time

did I ask for a diagnosis. I asked if anyone else had it before (even had someone give a link with info) As far as the "ask the doctor" part goes, well...the P.S at the bottom of the post should clear that up some. Take care;-)

[asthmaticeog]

14. What part of *it wasn't about you* do you fail to grasp?

[StopTheMorans]

19. apparently someone is also suffering from acute egomania

[Lannes]

10. If the thread gets locked

Put a little ointment on it and that should do the trick. :)

[TK421]

12. Hey! Don't give any advice here! You're not qualified, remember?

How do you know it's safe to put ointment on a thread, hmmmm?

[chickenscratching]

16. you shouldn't be dispensing advice of any kind

when you're knickers are in such a god awful twist, IMHO.

[LynneSin]

17. We should also have Legal Advice forum too

:D

[chickenscratching]

18. SNAP!!!!

:rofl:

on edit: and any lawyers at DU have to put their job title next to their username so we can all harass them at will.

[RPM]

20. already suggested.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x3505217

[RPM]

21. dupe

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