DUers COMING TO THE BBQ SATURDAY: Could Reach 100 Degrees

[matcom]

prepare. i'll break out the slip-n-slide if you want :D

[Rabrrrrrr]

1. Will there be chicken?

[edbermac]

4. Screw the chicken..what kind of beer is he serving?

Coors or Miller will be fine...:beer:

[TrogL]

5. Damn. Beat me to it

:spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank:

[Rabrrrrrr]

6. Gotta be quicker, old man!

:eh,what'sthat?:

[matcom]

no.

but i will have a lovely assortment of bridal samples laid out. you can expect Vodka (well, flavored water really) and bland sugary cake (the frosting will be at LEAST 4 inches high). i also hope to have some velvet samples for the bride's maid dresses that i surely hope you will give me feedback on.

oh and Sinatra. LOTS of Sinatra

[Rabrrrrrr]

9. Will you have cold ham sandwiches without any condiments?

And I want to see all 1,000 dresses you've narrowed it down to!

[matcom]

10. YES!!

ham. NO CHEESE EITHER!

[Rabrrrrrr]

12. Good! I'd hate to see you go to the expense of cheese.

And mayo. Such a waste, when you could spend all that money for another 5 feet of train on the gown and sequins, so your perfect day - WHICH IS ALL ABOUT YOU - will have perfect pictures that all your friends will be really, really, really jealous about!

[matcom]

16. my veil is made of 100% PURE embryos

and my garter is made of viagra

[KittyWampus]

2. You sound like a great host! Have fun

[sniffa]

3. woohoo! sLip n sLide!!!

i'm gonna bring former boston mayor raymond fLynn to hoLd my umbreLLa.

michaeL jackson's guy is too expensive.

[meegbear]

7. I'm bringing water like last year ...

and a bigger bottle of cognac than last year too.

[In_The_Wind]

8. I'll melt

unless you have trees that provide shade

[matcom]

11. WONDERFUL shaded back yard

your safe

[In_The_Wind]

14. lovely

I knew I could trust you matcom



can I bring anything ...

[matcom]

18. your beverage of choice

and your lovlieness will do :hi:

[In_The_Wind]

22. thank you

mixologist with supplies on the way>

[stellanoir]

13. and who didn't presume that it would be smokin'

and steamin' at the same time???

[DS1]

15. Fuck that, I'm going to The Glory Hole

:D

[GOPisEvil]

19. Yeah, but they don't serve b'ar no more.

x(

[matcom]

20. well, you'll be hot!

i've gotta man the BBQ :P

[meegbear]

21. SAAAAAY!

Where's this place?

[DS1]

25. They, umm, don't serve bear anymore

http://www.adn.com/news/alaska/story/6627088p-6512896c.html

[Rabrrrrrr]

27. The Glory Hole doesn't serve hairy men any more? Somehow that

seems...wrong.

[meegbear]

28. Damn!

Oh well, looks like I'm stuck at Matcom's.

[SarahB]

17. I will bring water bottles.

:D

Must stay hydrated.

[Pale Blue Dot]

26. This is excellent advice.

Drink lots of fluids. :thumbsup:

[SarahB]

32. Damn strait!

:P

[Parche]

23. Barb E. Queue

Only if you serve HEINEKEN

[Misunderestimator]

24. Better make it a naked party then!

[GalleryGod]

29. Slip 'N Slide is Good. Especially when Drunk !

:spray: :rofl: :spray:

[jonnyblitz]

30. fuck..i am gonna die...i don't do well in heat...

:(

[matcom]

31. careful, your ink might melt

:D

if its any consolation, my back yard is quite shaded

[jonnyblitz]

33. it wont melt but it will fade so I have my spf 45 baby suntan

lotion which is used to keep tats from fading. i will be smelling like a clean baby butt.

[Kathy in Cambridge]

34. I have SPF 50 if you need it!

:hi:

[jonnyblitz]

37. 45 will work...i dont even bother with my older tats...

thanks anyways.. look forward to seeing you!! :hi:

[sniffa]

35. much better than your usuaL odor

:P

[Kathy in Cambridge]

36. and yours!

:P