What is it with inscrutible spam these days?

[TrogL]

I've got one in my inbox:

"Are turnon go marquetry"

and in deleted

"you're a fool if you won't give it a shot featherbedding"

:wtf:

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

1. That's not SPAM. That's an actual email that I sent you.

And I don't appreciate you sharing it with the whole board, thank you very much!

[TrogL]

4. I'm not opening it until you tell me what "marquetry" is.

Is that even a word?

[redqueen]

2. I've noticed that, too...

bizarre sentences of seemingly unrelated words just strung together all crazy like... either that or some kind of cliche is mentioned... I'd like to know wtf that's about as well.

[BlondieK143]

3. Well, apparently I need my nonexistent penis enhanced.

Those are the only Spam e-mails I get. :eyes:

[distantearlywarning]

5. I get this kind all the time.

I can't even tell what they are selling. And they don't even provide links. It's like they're just spamming for fun or something now.