If the Neocons were a band, Shrub would be:

[Goldmund]

[Swede]

1. Milli or Vanilli

nt

[coloradodem2005]

19. Girl you know it's true.

Ooh Ooh Ooh. Bush is through.

[lateo]

2. The bass player!

/i keed

[ghostsofgiants]

7. Ouch, my pride

/plays bass

[Parrcrow]

3. A Go-Go Dancer in a cage

a bad one.

[swag]

4. Bez!

[Goldmund]

6. LOL Thanks, how could I forget

[no name no slogan]

9. Sadly, the most talented member of Happy Mondays, too (nt)

[proud2BlibKansan]

5. The groupie

who sleeps with a different band member every night. They keep him in coke and booze and the best pot available.

[spacelady]

Hey this took me 10 minutes! Not even a chuckle?

spacelady (131 posts) Fri Jun-24-05 01:55 AM
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Chimpy in Charge
Cowboy in the Whitehouse 'hood
Lives in Crawford; It's understood.
He thinks he's taking care of me,
Big Brother don't ya see.

Chimpy In Charge
Of our ways and our rights
Chimpy In Charge
Of our Sins and our Fights.

And I cringe, I want
I want Chimpy out of here.

Repeat Chorus


My profound apologies to Whoever may be offended.

[Goldmund]

10. I dug it until the "My profound apologies" line

:rofl:

[spacelady]

11. Doh!

[johnnie]

8. He would be the one who scores the coke

The band's runner. I hear he has some good connections.

[swag]

12. Bez!

[coloradodem2005]

13. The accordian Player.

:P

[Arkana]

14. Um...he'd be the bum they find sleeping under the bus every morning.

[Guy Fawkes]

15. They are- its called Manowar

[RetroLounge]

16. The groupie blowing Cheney

RL

[GOPisEvil]

17. The guy who is allowed to stay because his dad buys cool instruments and

lets the band practice in their basement.

[coloradodem2005]

18. How could anyone insult Ringo by comparing Bush to him?

Ringo's cool.

[Goldmund]

20. Well, in the sense that he's the lucky motherfucker hitching a ride...

...in the big time, disproportionate to his talent.