Goddam sonofabitch motherfucking cockbreath...

[CanuckAmok]

...bastard cocksmoker asslicking motherhumping fucking offspring of a syphillitic goat!

Rutting poxed felching son of a mangy ape anus lapping whore!

Streetwalking spawn of a festering mutated colon sucking onanist!

Wretched debased toe sucking slouching aborted wildebeast fucker!

[CubsFan1982]

1. Let me get this right...

You're angry, right? :D

[madeline_con]

21. that pic

is priceless! :rofl:

[Tom Kitten]

2. Oh no

Everything going ok CA?

[Droopy]

3. You cuss very well

I'm lucky to use 'fuck' properly in a sentence. You'd think I'd be better at cussing being a truck driver and all.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

4. That's known as argumentum ad hominem

[yvr girl]

5. What did your ex do now?

Or was it your neighbour?

[enigmatic]

6. Hey, that's the lyrics to the latest Body-Count song, right?

Heh.

[More Than A Feeling]

7. Karl Rove, am I right?

I just got home from an all day trip, and when i read Karl's comments, I had a reaction similar to yours.

[BikeWriter]

8. *Sounds of wild applause!*

[uppityperson]

9. Well, you covered sex and a little excretion. Aha, there's religion.

All 3 categories covered. Good job.

[Tsiyu]

10. You eat with that mouth???

You kiss your mother with that mouth?

Oh. Rove? Hell, yeah. You weren't quite harsh enough...

Got anything better?

[Deja Q]

17. This is the internet... you mean "You eat with those fingers???"

:D

[Tsiyu]

22. Well, I typed those very words in the title

but when I got to "You touch your mother with those fingers?" it just didn't sound....uncreepy....;)

[lenidog]

11. Who is it ex-wife, neighbor, Rove, Bush, Cheney or just some asshole in

general?

[Crazy Guggenheim]

12. Hey! If something's goddamn fucking

pissing you the motherfucking shitting off? Well fucking son of a goddamn bitch, fucking why in fucking shit don't you fucking say some fucking thing? God fucking damn it!

[evlbstrd]

13. Well, I guess that's pretty much covered.

dammit

[GirlinContempt]

14. .....

:hug:

[BlondieK143]

15. Oh come on.

You know this had to be kicked. :D

[Deja Q]

16. You Bushlicker you!

:P

[johnnie]

18. There ya go....

[ReadTomPaine]

19. GDMFSOB

You need to hear this song.

http://www.discogs.com/release/175924

[madeline_con]

20. I thought you were

talking about DUH-bya there for a minute.

[Richardo]

23. Is the punchline 'The Aristocrats'?

:)

[NV Whino]

24. Wow! Nice job

May I borrow some of those phrases?

I especially like the "aborted wildebeast fucker."

[DS1]

25. You pick up the phone and send flowers with that mouth?

:D

[peekaloo]

26. I take it you're watching Bu$h's press conference.

:o

[Shell Beau]

27. You sound like Cartman on the South Park movie.

He has a device that shocks him when he curses. He finally just spits out every cuss word he knows and ends it with Barbara Streisand (who he hates and considers that to be the Ultimate of curse words)!!!!!

Bad day, is it?

[SOteric]

28. Probably. But let him hear you say it & you're not likely to get a raise.

:hi:

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

29. You're supposed to say "Hahahaha... you clicked!" -nt