Starbucks does NOT offer senior citizen discounts on Brownie Fraps

[Catholic Sensation]

so anyway, my grandmother (I'm only 22, so it has to be my grandmother for this whiney bullshit to work) and I went into Starbucks for some incredibly bourgois sounding coffee. I ordered myself a venti mocha double latte, and my grandmother ordered a grande frozen brownie frappucino. well when the total of our purchase was 13.23 I asked if there was a senior discount, and the barista said no but there should be. everyone go to http://www.starbucks.com and demand their frozen coffee beverages be cheaper for old people. old people should not have to pay full price on anything!

[KitchenWitch]

1. Author Author!

[Rabrrrrrr]

2. Brilliant! They should also get a discount on precious metals,

rare coins, Cadillacs, stocks and bonds, homes, and even on cash itself.

[Catholic Sensation]

3. and stocks

THE AARP SHOULD HAVE DEMANDED GOOGLE'S INITIAL PUBLIC OFFERRING BE 25% LOWER FOR SENIOR CITIZEN INVESTORS!!! THE STOCK MARKET IS SQUEEZING OUT OLD PEOPLE!

[Rabrrrrrr]

4. And Banks!! If an elderly person wants $100, they should only be

charged $90. Banks are squeezing out elderly people!

[CubsFan1982]

5. Did you try dressing up like Mrs. Doubtfire?

Then you might get the senior discount. :P