I'm trapped, naked, in my own dining room. That's just great. Now what?

[iconoclastic cat]

I logged on a 3AM, but it was pitch dark outside, so I did not realize that all the blinds were still up. I really didn't pay it much attention, because my desk is perpendicular to the window. Now the sun is coming up, the light is on in here, and I'm surrounded by huge windows on 2 sides of a first-floor apartment. There are people walking around, walking their dogs and such. If I stand up, this entire neighborhood is going to get to know me in ways they wish they hadn't.

How the hell am I going to get out of this one?

[BlondieK143]

1. Run. Quickly.

And wave as the neighbors look. :D

[iconoclastic cat]

2. I was thinking of grabbing one of the cats as a loincloth, but that might

be both dangerous and look worse than if I just ran.

Oh, this is not good.

[BlondieK143]

3. Err, I'd probably skip the cat idea.

Unless you don't value that um, thing you have there. :)

[iconoclastic cat]

7. That's what I was thinking. Seriously, though, I'm going to have to slink

down to the floor and try to escape ninja-style.

[BlondieK143]

12. Let us know how that goes.

:D I hope one of your neighbors has a camera! hehe

[iconoclastic cat]

14. My neighbors are total freaks. Well, some of them.

Oh, the stories I could tell you.

[Mairead]

4. Drop to the floor and slither out

[iconoclastic cat]

10. Oh, that's going to be interesting...

I knew I should've vacuumed yesterday.

[madeline_con]

26. Remember the Jerk?

And he had the dogs? Do you have two cats?

[In_The_Wind]

5. drop to the floor

and creep out

[iconoclastic cat]

19. Yeah, that looks like the only option.

[In_The_Wind]

23. I have the same problem when someone knocks at the door

lots of windows ... usually no one's around :blush: but when my old dog isn't doing her job as an early warning system these days .... oops ... *must install electronic motion detector*

[MercutioATC]

6. Stand up, stretch, scratch...take your time getting to the next room.

People who look into other people's windows deserve what they get.

Conversely, while exhibitionism isn't for everybody, this sounds like an oversight. You still have the right to walk around your place naked without feeling weird about it.

It IS a funny situation, though.


:spray:

[iconoclastic cat]

8. I was half-awake! I just woke up for no reason, and stumbled out here.

I wasn't even paying attention. Crap!

I think that the slink-out-on-the-floor idea might work.

[MercutioATC]

13. You DO realize that you were even more visible before the sun came up...

Granted, fewer people were walking around, but they had a MUCH better view..

:evilgrin:

[iconoclastic cat]

16. Yes, but when I turned on the desk lamp, I was sitting down.

What the hell was I thinking?

[MercutioATC]

18. I feel for you, but this IS a really funny perdicament you're in...

:)

[iconoclastic cat]

20. I bet the funniest part was when I realized that the sun had risen.

I would've liked to have seen my face at that moment.

[xultar]

31. This is my suggestion hey. Sheeit happens live it up!

[greatauntoftriplets]

9. I can be there in 5 minutes to organize the gapers!!!

:hi:

[iconoclastic cat]

11. This is so not even funny. Okay, it is.

You know those big, U-shaped courtyard buildings? Yeah. This is bad.

[Spinzonner]

15. Start a fire

the smoke will conceal you

[iconoclastic cat]

17. Yes! Good suggestion.

Now, what should I burn first?

[Spinzonner]

21. Your britches

Oh wait, if you had those you wouldn't be in this fix.

[iconoclastic cat]

22. Bloody hell!

[madeline_con]

27. Stop

:rofl:

[xultar]

32. Buhwawawa!

[madeline_con]

24. Lie down under the table .

Ewww, you're not that fat lady I used to deliver a paper to, are you?

:hide:

[fleabert]

25. stop, drop. and roll!

:rofl:

[marzipanni]

28. Do you have any paper on your desk?

[Orsino]

29. Charge a quater a peek.

Or drop to the floor and low-crawl to safety.

[iconoclastic cat]

30. To late to profit from it! I already made it out alive.

[MercutioATC]

33. By the way, you have great taste in beer...

[FizzFuzz]

34. a lifelong humiliation to keep him company in his twilight years, BUT

at least he can console himself in the knowledge that his taste in beer is better than probably 90% of the people who will have fascinating memories of him in THEIR twilight years.

heeeeeeeee heeeeeeee :evilgrin:
:hi: