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Fri Jun-24-05 07:23 AM
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Gather Round Kiddies For Matcom's Joke O' The Day! |
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Edited on Fri Jun-24-05 07:24 AM by matcom
A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door of a sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet,she wobbles the few feet across the store to the counter.
Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for support, she asks the sales clerk: "Dddooo youuuu hhhave dddddiilllldosss?"
The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing, replies: "Yes we do have dildos. Actually we carry many different models."
The old woman then asks: "Dddddoooo yyyouuuu ccaarrryy aaa pppinkk onnee, tttenn inchessss lllong aaandd aabboutt ttwoo inchesssththiickk..aaand rrunns b! y bbaatteries ?
The clerk responds, "Yes we do."
Ddddooo yyoooouuuu kknnnoooww hhhowww tttooo ttturrrnnn ttthe ssunoooffabbitch offff?"
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