Which Black Velvet Painting makes you more ill?

[LynneSin]

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[ewagner]

1. I must be culturally retarded

I didn't know who the little girl in the second painting (an I use the term "painting" loosely) was......

[izzie]

3. Any I have a BFA

:puke:

[LynneSin]

4. She's part of the patriot series - the owner must be GOP

[Squeech]

2. At least

that predatory-looking Reagan image captures a higher truth, which is also very well expressed in the curious fact that you can rearrange the letters in "RONALD WILSON REAGAN" to spell "INSANE ANGLO WARLORD."

The other entries are just kitsch. Is the card sharp monkey the croupier for the table full of poker-playing dogs?

[LynneSin]

5. What card sharp monkey?

I thought that one was George Bush playing cards

[tjwmason]

11. Anagrams of politicians' names can be great fun.

Under the last Conservative government here the Health Secretary was Virginia Bottomley, which can be changed round to "I'm an evil tory bigot".

[jmm]

6. No black velvet painting thread would be complete without...

[LynneSin]

7. or this

[steely]

9. Brings tears of joy to my eyes (sniff)

We scored a velvet elvis once on a street corner for a friend - and laughed for days.

[sui generis]

8. oh weeping jesus for sure

saw about a thousand of them in Tijuana last week.

"You buy this excellent art! 99% Off!!! What you want? Girls? Watches? Silver for your mother for your girlfriend? Paintings? Pharmacy! We make you deal! Cheap margaritas!"

Tijuana is not my cup of tea - alas poor Jesus wept on acres of velvet down there.

[steely]

10. anybody remember Firesign theater?

They had a velvet painting skit on clowns, sad-eyed orphans, and bulls - what a hoot.

[Shell Beau]

12. All of the above are very disturbing! OMG!

:puke: