Tom Cruise walks into a German bar with a gay penguin on his head

[AlGore-08.com]

Discuss... ;)

[philosophie_en_rose]

1. are they looking for "female seductresses?"

:P

[flakey_foont]

2. They charge him 10 dollars for a beer

the bartender says, You know, we don't get too many guys with gay penguins on their head in here!" And Tom says, "Well, at these prices it's no wonder"

[AlGore-08.com]

3. And the bartender replies: PRICES ARE NOT TO BE QUESTIONED!!

;)

[Roland99]

4. And the penguin is mobbed with well-wishers and congratulated

for putting up with Cruise.

[OldLeftieLawyer]

5. The penguin immediately converts

to Scientology. No further questions are asked.

[meegbear]

6. The bartender says doesn't he shit on you ...

and the penquin replied "Yeah, but the money's good".

[edbermac]

7. Goddammit, quick picking on Cruise!

If he's good enough for Stanley Kubrick, he's good enough for me...and the fact that some people are so ENVIOUS of his success is sickening...

[gauguin57]

8. Has the penguin been "audited" and ordered to read "Dianetics"?

If not, what's he doing hanging out with Cruise?

[name not needed]

9. punchline: The Aristocrats

:D

[philosophie_en_rose]

10. LMAO!

:rofl:

[ithinkmyliverhurts]

11. And Cruise says,

"Man, what's this German bar doing with a gay penguin on its head?"

And we should all wander why Cruise woulod walk into such an establishment.