elperromagico
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Fri Jun-24-05 03:14 PM
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The "If You Really Loved Me" Thread. |
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The premise is simple. Follow "If you really loved me" with some request or command, be it serious, comical, pathetic, or whatever.
For example: "If you really loved me, you wouldn't be so rough with that catheter."
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meegbear
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Fri Jun-24-05 03:15 PM
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1. If you really love me ... |
progmom
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Fri Jun-24-05 03:15 PM
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2. if you really loved me you would just let me sleep |
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Fri Jun-24-05 03:19 PM
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3. "If you really loved me"... |
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You'd suppress everything that you are, have no friends, never disagree with me, never ask for my attention, and simultaneously be sexually assertive, yet be content with unchanging, boring vanilla sex at all times.
"If you really loved me"... you'd kiss my ass because I did the dishes sometimes. :eyes:
(Yep, I had many reasons to say buh bye! Doofus!)
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Trigger Hippie
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Fri Jun-24-05 03:23 PM
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the grocery shopping and change the litter box. Now, was that so HARD?
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