I want to have a crush on somebody

[yvr girl]

[Jara sang]

1. How about me?

Please please please

[yvr girl]

3. Well,

I do adore you...

[Jara sang]

6. Will you hold my hand?

:pals:

[yvr girl]

8. Absolutely

[redqueen]

2. Awww...

:pals:

[evlbstrd]

4. I've volunteered for BlondieK143.

But there's no commitment yet. I'll hold out for the best offer.

[GiovanniC]

5. Applications Being Accepted Now

For a limited time only.

[yvr girl]

7. Who's applying

you or me?

[GiovanniC]

10. Um, Clearly You

:rofl:

[Redstone]

9. So go ahead.

What's stopping you?

Redstone

[yvr girl]

11. I need a victim

erm...target

[Redstone]

12. Take your pick.

DU is, ahem, what they call a "target-rich environment" for an estimable woman such as yourself.

Maybe you could have an auction?

Redstone

[yvr girl]

14. I wouldn't want to buy a guy

And I don't want to be for sale.

How about you find me a suitable candidate, Redstone?

[Redstone]

15. Who, me? I'm the wrong one to ask. I don't know any of these

people as well as you do.

Wait a minute. How about Pitt? He's single, crushable in many ways, and is a great host.. What more could you ask for in a guy?

Redstone

[yvr girl]

16. The idea is not without merit

He is indeed, single, crushable and a great host. He even has nice blue eyes but....

He's awfully busy saving the world. He wouldn't have any time for me.

Any other ideas?

[Redstone]

18. I dunno. DS1? I know these are guys who are far away

from where you live, but I don't know any guys in BC.

DS1 is a sharp young guy, and likes cameras. Respectful of his elders (such as me) as well. What more could you ask for?

Redstone

[yvr girl]

20. He's a bit young though isn't he?

I like a bit more seasoned.

[swag]

13. Wait,

let me hide my profile.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

17. Try Hannity's forum.

:hide:

[neuvocat]

19. I suppose I could get crushed.

I've got nothing better to do.

[Maestro]

21. This guy said he was hot for you.

Don't mind the girl there. She is just a "friend."

[yvr girl]

22. you've damaged me forever with this

thanks, pal.

[Maestro]

23. I was only trying to help.

:shrug:

[elshiva]

24. How about John Kleeb?

Very cute and intelligent.