Who has a crush on Truckers?

[texas1928]

Pretty cool I copycatted two threads.

:D

[salin]

1. bwahahaha

nice copycat skill there!

[texas1928]

2. You didn't vote.

:mad:

[Ikonoklast]

3. Who has a crush on truckers that like chicken?

Yes, I am one evil, sick bastard.

[texas1928]

4. Don't mention C*****N!!!

It is now "the other white meat not pork".

[Ikonoklast]

5. Tell me something

How is it that no one ever says, "This tastes just like smoked porcine by-product."? I think there is some prejudice amongst the beak and feathers crowd.

[texas1928]

6. I think there could be a new market for squirrel

Do you?

[Ikonoklast]

7. Nuts

I am afraid of fucking sguirrels. Little, beady eyes; always watching, watching, watching. Little fuckers creep me the hell out.

[texas1928]

8. I have fun making them jump

Catch one when they are busy and scare the BEEEJEZUS out of them.

[Ikonoklast]

9. Was at a rest area on I-10

and the little bastards saw me going to the vending machines. They came out of the trees by the hundreds. Game over, man, game over!!

[texas1928]

10. Nah they are just used to people feeding them.

And those people go to that thing and it gives them food for squirrels.

[A HERETIC I AM]

11. All you have to do is humiliate the squirrels.

Catch one and dress it in a frilly outfit, like a prom dress or something. They hate that.

Dont ask me how i know this.

[texas1928]

12. Well you say don't ask, but...

Now I have too.

How do you know?

[A HERETIC I AM]

13. Ok, I'll tell.

I have a thing for dressing small, furry woodland creatures in a silly way and then releasing them back to deal with their comrades. There is nothing funnier and at the same time dangerous than a weasel or a squirrel in a floppy hat,lace, bows and chiffon. To see them being riduculed by the other, less fashionable fauna makes for a fun summers saturday.

The danger here is that you might just dress a clever squirrel. One that not only knows how to operate firearms or heavy machinery, but has access to them.

[texas1928]

14. I bet you started out playing tag with squirrels in the park.

didn't you.

;)

[A HERETIC I AM]

15. Dont you dare insinuate something tawdry here.

This is a simple, harmless fetish....er prank. Not to be taken seriously.

Excuse me whilst i go read my latest issue of "Dressing Rodents Quarterly"

[texas1928]

16. Do you dress hamsters?

I bet it is hard finding dresses for them.

[A HERETIC I AM]

17. Hamsters get REALLY crabby when you put them in dresses.

They hang up in the Habitrail.

Now, Tux, tails and a tophat are a different matter.

[texas1928]

18. Do you sing the hamster dance music when you dress them?

Just curious.

[A HERETIC I AM]

19. No.

"Suite Judy Blue Eyes" By Crosby, Stills and Nash.

Best rodent dressing music there is.
"It's getting to the point (button) Where i'm no fun anymore" (cinch cummerbund)

You get the idea




Now stop this silliness.

[texas1928]

20. But why?

It is Friday night, time for silliness.

I even posted this.

http://www.big-boys.com/articles/fartp4.html