I want somebody to pay me for sex

[HEyHEY]

Hey, may as well kill two birds with one stone.

[BlondieK143]

1. LMAO!

:rofl:

[redqueen]

2. .

:rofl:

[texas1928]

3. You are depraved.

I LIKE IT!!!!

[HEyHEY]

I can be as depraved as you want if you have the money

[texas1928]

15. UH... UH....

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

(running in other direction)

[HEyHEY]

4. See how quickly they're on their backs?

[benburch]

7. Ha! nt

[benburch]

5. Well, that might be possible...

Just hit the gay stroll... If you're cute, no problems! :evilgrin:

[Jara sang]

6. Do I have to have a crush on you first?

Or afterwards?

[HEyHEY]

8. If the cheque doesn't bounce it's all good

[evlbstrd]

10. You take checks? (US spelling)

How much?

[bigwillq]

9. LOL!

Are you worth it?:evilgrin:

[Canadian Socialist]

11. I have a loonie in my pocket

and I'm glad to see you.:evilgrin:

[swag]

12. Keep your business card handy. You wade through a sea of prospects daily.

[GOPisEvil]

13. I have Cdn$3.56 I am willing to give to any woman that wants to take this

offer.

[BlondieK143]

14. Uhhh. Dude.

You could get that shit for free. :D

[GOPisEvil]

16. Well, I'm trying to make everyone happy here.

I mean $3.56 would buy breakfast at Tim Horton's the next morning.

[BlondieK143]

18. Good point!

:D I wouldn't settle for less than $4.83 though.

[zbdent]

17. I'll give you a dollar NOT to have sex with me

I don't go that way . . .

(and if you don't either, be a bit more specific . . .)

[Floogeldy]

19. You are FUCKING UNDER ARREST.

LET ME SEE YOUR HANDS!

B-)

[HEyHEY]

24. uh...just a minute

[GirlinContempt]

20. I think I have a quarter around here somewhere

[swag]

21. Good luck getting the gum and couch lint off of it.

Wait, maybe he can do that for ya.

Nice value-add.

[HEyHEY]

25. I'm not too proud!

[GirlinContempt]

29. Shows how much YOU know

I don't even have a couch ;)

[swag]

30. Me,

I prefer the tile floor to my front lawn.

[GirlinContempt]

31. Well well well

.... wait, huh? :P

[Robb]

22. I'd pay you not to have sex...

Talk about job security! :D


(ducks)









:D

[HEyHEY]

26. Good idea!

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

23. You're already male - get over it!

[nevergiveup]

27. Stay out of Chicago

less you want to take a chance of your photo being on the Chicago Police website. :rofl:

[salin]

28. Pssst

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=3515370&mesg_id=3515424

hehe

[HEyHEY]

32. Sa-weeet

[JVS]

33. I'll do that

I'll pay you for sex with your sister

[NewJeffCT]

34. that was my answer when I'd give blood

They'd ask you if you've ever taken money for sex... and I'd either say what you said, or only in my dreams...