L. Ron Hubbard explains how "God lives in a trunk with a leopard skin"

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

Dedicated to little Tommy Mapother, who said on this morning's "Today" show, "You CAN be a Christian and a Scientologist."

These are quotes from L. Ron Hubbard, with sound files if ya want 'em.



http://www.rr.cistron.nl/xenu/quotes.htm#nochrist

1). The Hebrew/Christian God lives in a trunk with a leopard skin, according to Hubbard.

"Men, then ... a whole lot of people will say carelessly 'Well, God is everywhere', remember that this was an idea which was introduced rather lackerly in christian religion. The God of which they speak, of whom they speak continually, eh Yahweh, Lord knows how it's produ.. pronounced, because it is so secret, that nobody is really is supposed to be able to pronounce it, so they ommitted all of the vowels in the word, and they spell it only with it's consonants. So Lord knows how this word is to be pronounced, but the more agreed upon pronunciation amongst scholars so they can talk about it is Yahweh. And this is the Christian God. But he lives in a trunk with a leopard skin. That's right, that's the full story of it."

2). In this lecture it is revealed why many Scientologists seem to remember they where Jesus Crist in a former life. Note that Hubbard doesn't actually say that Jesus Crist didn't exist, but that the crucified person that featured in the R6 implant was not christ, but "Everyman", which I think means that everyone saw themself as the crucified person in the implant. Class VIII course lecture #10 on the ship Apollo, October 3, 1968

"Anyway, Everyman is then shown to have been crucified so don't think that it's an accident that this crucifixion, they found out that this applied. Somebody somewhere on this planet, back about 600 BC, found some pieces of R6, and I don't know how they found it, either by watching madmen or something, but since that time they have used it and it became what is known as Christianity. The man on the Cross. There was no Christ. But the man on the cross is shown as Everyman. So of course each person seeing a crucified man, has an immediate feeling of sympathy for this man. Therefore you get many PCs who says they are Christ. Now, there's two reasons for that, one is the Roman Empire was prone to crucify people, so a person can have been crucified, but in R6 he is shown as crucified."

3). LRH describes how he was shifted to the between-lives area on the planet Mars (a place where we all go after we die to have our memories erased by aliens).

"And well, it starts like this -- it starts like this: I was up in the Van Allen belt -- this is factual, and I don't know why they're scared of the Van Allen belt, because it's simply hot. You'd be surprised how warm space is. Get down amongst the clouds and so forth, it can get pretty cold and damp. But you get well up and sunlight shining around and that sort of thing, it's quite hot. And the Van Allen belt was radioactively hot. A lot of photons get trapped in that area and so forth. And I was up there watching the sunrise. Well, that was very interesting. And my perception was very good, and I was taking a look at Norway and Essex and the places around, you know, and getting myself sort of oriented. And then something happened to me that I didn't know quite what had happened to me. I thought some facsimiles must have appeared in front of me, but they didn't look like facsimiles. And some other things happened and I had a feeling like I might possibly go into the sun. And a few other little uncomfortablenesses there where... That wasn't what awed me. But I got confused. I got confused because the sun was suddenly larger and then it was smaller and somehow or another I was doing a change of space process that I myself was not familiar with. And it made me sort of bite off my thetan fingernails just a little bit, you know?"

4). L.Ron Hubbard audits out a Body Thetan...

"I suppose the guy who has trouble running another Thetan at that proximity probably not very horse-powered or something of the sort. Well all I ever did was a body Thetan was just think "go to the .. uh .. uh .. think Incident One zoooom! Go through it, get your stop off you know", "Rmmm", he says "Rmmmm. Zooooom! Hrrm. Hey that's mine!" he'd say. "I'm leaving!" I'd say "Good bye!" (laughter)"

[Spinzonner]

1. It's not really a cult

more of a looney bin

[madeline_con]

2. Without a doubt

I just lost all vestiges of any hope that Tom Cruise and his gal pal are anywhere near sane on the richter scale.