As official Bi Woman of the Lounge it is my duty

[elshiva]

to flirt with ALL y'all. So please post, hon. I love you. :loveya:
:grouphug:

[villager]

1. eligible for twice as many dates tonight, eh?

n/t

[elshiva]

6. Hi, villager. You are very sweet to be the first post!

:loveya:

[The Traveler]

2. Hi, eclectic and steamy one

Yer really cool. :pals:

[elshiva]

7. Hi, hon! OH, dearheart....

Please keep working out... :loveya:

[The Traveler]

18. If exercise

prompts you to call me "dearheart", then I'm off to the weight bench once more!

[elshiva]

21. Well only if it is best for you, love.

Be careful, pace yourself! :hug:

[The Traveler]

28. Sweetie at my age

the pace is slow, I promise! ;)

[elshiva]

32. It's always nice to talk with a mature man who is

also a Zappa fan. I love Zappa, too.

[The Traveler]

46. Zappa was a prophet

I rejoiced when he ran for President, and wept in my beer when he was diagnosed with cancer and withdrew. Win lose or draw, Frank would have had an impact on the debate. He was a freakin' genius.

For my part, I like reading posts from intelligent, thoughtful, well meaning people. Like yourself. We have exchanged views a couple of times in the past, and while on several topics we disagree, I have always appreciated the intellectual integrity of your rebuttals.

And besides, yer cute as hell.


:toast:

**Edited to fix typos. The hazards of posting under the influence. **

[elshiva]

49. Zappa is a genius. (Write "is" because through his music

he is immortal.) I love "Plastic People," because my brother used to act out the intro..."Lsdies and Gentlemen the President of the United States of America...My Fellow Americans...He's been sick...." Zappa would have been a great president.

You are cute, too! ;) Remember all of your kind words will not go unnoticed! :loveya:

[eyepaddle]

58. Not to cut in, but I just want to say if I start a band

I'm naming it Heavy Duty Judy. Zappa is a true genius. And he gave the world little Steve Vai on Stunt guitar--just what the doctor ordered!

:toast:

[elshiva]

60. Viva Zappa!

I loved "We're Only In It For the Money."

:toast:

[eyepaddle]

64. I had that on two for one disc with Lumpy Gravy,

it got lost somewhere in one of my many moves. On the plus side XM radio's Musiclab plays a fair amount of Zappa--stuff I've never heard so it's all cool!

[elshiva]

69. Lumpy Gravy is a great album, too! The music is excellent and

there is a great interlude with stoners rambling about horses before they go to sleep. :toast:

[Blue_In_AK]

168. You guys! I listened to Frank Zappa the very first time I got high...

The album with Brown Shoes Don't Make It. Is that the same one you're talking about? (I'm sorry, it was so many years and so many experiences ago, I've kind of lost track.) :hippie: :smoke: We also listened to Bob Dylan, "Everybody Must...Get...Stoned." I thought that was the funniest thing I ever heard. Those were the days...

[The Traveler]

75. Oh master of words and white water standing waves

your presence is always welcome, and you are once again in the right. Steve Vai ... yow!

[elshiva]

77. Who is Steve Vai, O master Traveler?

[The Traveler]

83. A very serious

guitar stylist. A master player. Check out http://www.vai.com/ for some information.

[elshiva]

87. Thank you! Interesting guy...

[SlavesandBulldozers]

117. Steve Vai is . . .

oh, I'm not going to piss on anybody's parade this evening. . .

[elshiva]

121. Very civil of you, dear!

I appreciate how considerate you are! :)

[SlavesandBulldozers]

131. yes.

i know. i'm being very nice.

[elshiva]

135. You ARE nice and sensitive!

:hug:

[eyepaddle]

81. Okay, one last post before I hit the sack.

You my friend have excellent taste! Thanks! :D

[elshiva]

84. SO DO YOU! Viva Zappa!

Good night! Call any vegetable!

[The Traveler]

96. Did you read that post of his

on the river? Well written stuff, eh? I've done white water ... that little exercise he pulled off is REALLY HARD TO DO! I made an idiot of myself trying it. Never could handle a kayak worth a damn, but was pretty good in a canoe.

Dude is quite well armed with words, methinks. He told me last night he had forsaken writing. Let us encourage/nag him to return to that task.

[elshiva]

99. eyepaddle's post was great and I responded.

I inner tube and am impressed with anyone who can handle a kayak or canoe.

[The Traveler]

85. G'nite, man

See ya 'round the block, bud.

[elshiva]

88. Good night!

Sweet dreams for the sweetie!

[The Traveler]

101. G'nite, cutie

See ya later, babe,

[elshiva]

103. Nighty-Night!

[cleofus1]

3. i'm married

but you can flirt with me if i remain aloof and avoid eye contact...

[elshiva]

10. cleofus1, I delight in your lovely sig pic!

You and a guitar! YAY!

[eyepaddle]

4. could use a little flirt,

so fire away! :D

[elshiva]

12. Not going so well, hon? Sorry, but you deserve the best.

You are a hardworking, intelligent person. :loveya:

[eyepaddle]

15. Did you read my bonkers-long vanity post?

If not you are amazingly perceptive!

And thanks! :pals:

[elshiva]

23. No, I did not read that post, but...

you REALLY are sweet. :pals:

[eyepaddle]

43. Well, shucks, now I'm gonna get all midwestern on ya and

feel a little sheepish. :pals: You know, we could use a smiley for that, kinda the shy, one foot behind the other kinda thing.

And if you're curious here's the aforementioned vanity post--feel free to give it a kick if you'd like! B-)

PS I've always liked your posts as well!

oops; here's the post:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x3501306

[elshiva]

47. I will respond to that post! Midwesterners are sexy.

Grew up with Garrison Keillor and Michael Moore. Great sensiblitity and true warmth as you exude it yourself!
AWWWWWWWW...Shucks! :loveya:

[eyepaddle]

68. Jeez, if you keep this up, I might develop my first DU crush

I am a sucker for flattery, that's for sure!

[elshiva]

71. Well, that's the purpose of the post. Riverpeople are

sexy because they are clean and hearty. All that lovely water and sun. YAY! :loveya:

[eyepaddle]

78. Okay, you win! Now I'm gonna start postin' on yer threads

even if I don't have much to say! After all that river water and fresh air, I am bushed I'm gonna hit the rack. G' night all. :boring: (that's not bored--that's tired!) It's a good tired though. And on Sunday I'm hittin' The Kettle river in Central MN, ah yes, good times, good times. :loveya:

[elshiva]

82. Hooray! Kettle River, sounds cool, but a lot of rapids?

Only river I ever tubed on is the Gunpowder River in North Central MD. Grew up in Gunpowder State Park. Lovely place, but known more for fishing than anything else.

Sleep well, sweetie! Please tell us all about what will happen Sunday! :loveya:

[eyepaddle]

94. Allright, but this is my last post--I'll keep you updated

as to how it turns out. It's about three miles of continous class II-III rapids (on a scale of I-V)

Here are some pics:


That's not me, but I did do this on the morning this pic was taken.

and here, at the start of the rapids (blueberry slide):

[elshiva]

97. Thanks! LOL go to sleep, dearheart!

You would find the Gunpowder BORING! Hardly any rapids! But a truly beautiful place!

[Matariki]

5. tounge kiss, sweetie

i have a soft spot for bi women (being on myself) :9

[elshiva]

14. SMOOOOOOCH!

:9 You, lovely,lovely lady! :loveya:

[kiraboo]

8. I thought we weren't allowed to have any more of these naughty

threads. But, I raise my glass to you elshiva. Not bi but just the average woman who appreciates the beauty of all others - glad to know you!

[elshiva]

16. Glad to have you here, kiraboo! You are a grateful,

sweet woman, not average but special. :toast: :loveya:

BTW: This a flirt thread not a sex thread, so I hope this is ok, mods?

[progmom]

9. hey darlin'!

:loveya:

[elshiva]

17. Hey, angeldrawers, sweetiepumpkin, etc.

:loveya:

[Blue_In_AK]

11. Love you, too, Sweetie...

:loveya: :hug:

[elshiva]

19. Love is a beautiful thing. You are lovely lady and your

have a handsome husband. I appreciate all your kind words... :hug: :loveya:

[Blue_In_AK]

48. Ah, you remember that picture, huh?

I think he's pretty handsome, too. :)

[elshiva]

50. You make a great couple!

Here's to many years to come! :toast:

Really love hearing from you in the Lounge and the JK forum.

[Blue_In_AK]

52. I get around. I'm not afraid to go anywhere... :)

[elshiva]

57. Brave, brave Alaskan sweetie!

[yvr girl]

13. Yay! No one ever flirts with me.

How you doin'?

[elshiva]

20. LOL! Women with quirky senses of humor are hot!

:hug: :loveya: SMOOOCH! :9

[yvr girl]

22. Right back atcha

:hug: :loveya: SMOOOCH! :9

[elshiva]

25. :>)

Do you have a cunning plan???

[kiraboo]

24. yvr gir., you're a terrible flirt? What're you talking about? If I'm not

mistaken there are at least two threads with your name in the title on this very eve!

[elshiva]

26. She was being silly, of course.

:silly: Silly=Sexy!

[kiraboo]

27. Silly=Sexy under certain circumstances. Strictly speaking I prefer

intelligent/serious with flashes of humor. But I'm flexible.

[elshiva]

31. Flexibility is a big turn on. Remember John Cleese who

is extremely silly AND very intelligent like kiraboo.
:loveya:

[kiraboo]

36. Well thank you sweetie! I'm not feeling too particularly intelligent

today so I appreciate the kind words. I suspect you could use a few hugs, however confident you are. Here's one: ((hugs))!

[elshiva]

41. Trust me, hon all DUers are intelligent in one way or the

other. You are a great DUer. :hug: :hug: :hug:

[yvr girl]

34. I'm intelligent/serious with flashes of humour too

plus I'm really bendy.

[elshiva]

38. I just found your photo! You are one foxy momma!

:loveya:

[yvr girl]

40. Thanks. You're sweet.

[elshiva]

44. You are always welcome!

I enjoy threads and posts because they are funny and not mean. :loveya:

[sakabatou]

29. Back from work...

And now I just want to rest...

[elshiva]

33. Rest your holy, sweet head and do not worry.

You are good and are loved. :loveya:

[sakabatou]

92. So warm...

[elshiva]

95. So soft....

So kind...

[sakabatou]

118. :: curls up like a cat and falls asleep ::

[elshiva]

122. MEOW! MEW! PURRRRRRRR!

;)

[madinmaryland]

30. Enjoy your evening!

:hi:


:hug:

[elshiva]

35. Hello, fellow Marylander! Catlovers are usually intelligent,

caring, and loving, like you! :loveya:

[madinmaryland]

70. I'm intelligent most of the time,

though it gets sillier as the night goes on!

:silly:

[elshiva]

72. I will say it again SILLY=SEXY!

:silly: madinmaryland silly on, you holy sexy thang... :loveya:

[madinmaryland]

74. Thanks for loving my kitty!!

:blush:

[elshiva]

80. By that photo, it would seem that you are a kind parent

to your kitty. He (is it a he) looks happy and well-fed! Thanks! Always loved cats. What's the cat's name?

[madinmaryland]

86. Thanks for the thoughts!

:cry: :cry: :cry:

Truffle passed away in November of last year. He was a MaineCoon about 15 years old.

We have since adopted two new cats. One is from another du'er. This is Sonia:



And here is Ben our other cat:

[elshiva]

90. Sorry about Truffle!

But again, look how well you treat your cats. Many DUers hope they die and come back as one of your cats, madinmaryland.

[madinmaryland]

100. Thanks, wish i could come back as a cat!

Love that dancing banana!!!!!!

[elshiva]

104. Maybe you will? I have no idea how these things work out.

It is always encouraging to see someone as considerate as you caring for animals. :hug:

Thanks, JimmyJazz gave me the banana!

[madinmaryland]

107. Can you help me come back as a cat?

:hug:

I still love that banana!!!

[elshiva]

109. Ever try posting on the Seekers On Unique Paths (SOUP)

DU group? If you are serious of wanting to come back as a cat, I can pray for you to come back as a cat. You can also trying praying yourself for it? Again, one of life's great mysteries, but I believe in Reincarnation, Heaven, and Nirvana. Something's gonna happen afterwards and if you will and work for it, God willing it will go well...

Thank you for loving the banana. He always speaks well of you too!

[LynzM]

37. I'm an equal-opportunity flirt :)

How ya doin', dude? :)

[elshiva]

51. "An Equal opportunity flirt..." Is a great definition of a bisexual!

What I love about the Lounge is open-minded people like you! :loveya:

[LynzM]

170. LOL, thanks!

Not exactly sure how I'd define myself, but do we all really need 'definition'?

:loveya: back at'cha, dude!

[elshiva]

175. No need for definitions! Don't let anyone define your

unique loveliness! ;) :loveya:

[Chichiri]

39. I was engaged to a bi woman once.

It didn't work, but it was a unique experience.

[elshiva]

53. Neat! But it was her loss, Chichiri! You are a soupy sailor!

YAY! :loveya:

[Chichiri]

54. Why, thank you.

I think . . .

[elshiva]

59. LOL! Soupy Sailor=unique, intelligent, funny individual

;)

[Chichiri]

67. For some reason, I kept thinking of Popeye.

Or Donald Duck's nephews back in the early days of cartoons.

[elshiva]

73. You are very preceptive! Popeye is actually, what I was thinking too!

My grandfather was a Seabee and my dad used to joke that he thought he was Popeye. And then, dad had a weird, wonderful naval career himself, so we joke a lot about Popeye. The soupy sailor, a good guy.

[sniffa]

42. hi there

:hi:

[elshiva]

55. WOW! THE sniffa! You frikkin rule!

:loveya:

BTW: Is that a Michael Moore avatar? Whatever it is, certainly looks cute.

[sniffa]

62. it's 'che griffin'

:P

the eLshiva. :loveya:

[elshiva]

66. che griffin? I know who Che was but who is that?

But, whatever, it is cute and reminds me of Michael Moore. He makes me happy and you make me happy! Your every post therefore gives me pleasure.
:loveya:

[sniffa]

89. .

:blush:

you fLatter me so. :loveya:

[elshiva]

93. Thanks, but it's easy with you.

:loveya:
But again, who is Che griffin?

[sniffa]

108. reLative of peter griffin

famiLy guy.

:D

[elshiva]

110. Oh, I get it, LOL! THANKS!

The way you capitalize "L" is SEXY!

[nytemare]

45. Hey, I am a bi gal from MD!! Now I live in Fl, though.

I wish I still lived in MD.

:)

[elshiva]

56. Well, I will welcome you with open arms in MD!

What part of MD? :loveya:

[nytemare]

61. I lived in Silver Spring

'Til I was 8. I miss the leaves changing and the fireflies.

:)

[elshiva]

63. Silver Spring is a lovely city, but it's empty without you! ;)

I live 50 miles north of Baltimore...

Come back to Maryland, wild thing. Plenty of fireflies tonight!

[nytemare]

65. Awwww. I miss it more now!

:hug:

[elshiva]

76. Yes. I miss you, although I never knew ya!

Come home, hon! :hug:

[nytemare]

79. Dammit!

:cry:

[elshiva]

91. Shh! Do not cry hon!

:hug:

[nytemare]

98. Ok.

I'll stop.

:)

[elshiva]

102. Good! Have a good night's sleep and don't worry

you will come back to Maryland if only in your dreams! :hug:

[nytemare]

105. Thank you!

You rest well, too!! :)

[elshiva]

106. Yes, you are always welcome!

:) ;) :patriot:

[Blue_In_AK]

111. Elshiva! I just noticed...

What happened to Shirley and Barbara???

[elshiva]

113. Chisholm and Jordan were messing up some one's dial-up

computer. So they went. :( But here is a dancing banana and gay christian flag.

[Blue_In_AK]

115. What could be better than that?? :-)

[elshiva]

120. Blue_In_AK in the flesh is better than that!

:)

[Blue_In_AK]

123. Oh, my, I'm getting all tingly...

STOP it, you....:blush:

[elshiva]

127. No, Won't stop telling the truth! You

are a sweetheart!

[ralps]

112. Hi elshiva I love you too!!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :loveya: :hug:

[elshiva]

114. Thanks! That is one lovely pet the kitty smilie.

:yourock: :)

[sparky_in_ma]

116. Hi elshiva

:hi: How's it going tonite?

[elshiva]

124. Lovely, sparky! Howdy DOO!

You are one hilarious guy! Always make me laugh! :) :hug:

[sparky_in_ma]

126. Thank You.

It's good to laugh. I like keeping a smile on your face.:D I'm heading off to bed, just wanted to say hi. Have a good day .:hi:

[elshiva]

129. Good night! Sleep well.

You are a great guy!

[sniffa]

119. heh heh - you said doody

[elshiva]

125. HEEEHEE HEE! You said that I said doody...!

:) Sniffa, you are fun!!

[noshenanigans]

128. Thanks!

I feel loved now.. I'm a bi woman (25), too... so I can show solidarity and stuff. :)

I have a boyfriend right now and am having "issues", but I guess that's not for this thread.

[elshiva]

130. Awww, hon!

:hug: :loveya:

[noshenanigans]

132. *hugs*!

I love the guy I'm with, but.. I don't know, I'm more of a "partier" than he is, and on occasion he just seems booooooooooring. I live with him (long story), so i can't really break up with him, but I just want to have my cake and eat it, too.

Does that make any sense? Stupid gin.

[elshiva]

133. Hugs!

Sorry, :(

Don't know how to help...though!

[bettyellen]

134. ow, my poor neck is really stiff......

heh heh

[elshiva]

136. ???? Sorry about you neck, hon!

:hug: Massage for your lovely neck.

[bettyellen]

137. why thanks el, just a little harder on the right side...

and lower.
:evilgrin:

[elshiva]

140. Ok, I'ma workin' it down....

better? ;)

[bettyellen]

141. oh yes, right there!

aaaahhhhhhhhh.
:loveya:

[elshiva]

144. Thanks! But no sex threads!

:loveya: ;)

[bettyellen]

147. i'm only a ho when it comes to massages....

:shrug:
that was an aaaahhh.
not an oooooohhh. LOL!

[elshiva]

148. You are not a ho, sweety! You are a classy lady!

:hug:

[bettyellen]

149. i thank you from the middle of my back....

all better now.

[elshiva]

150. You are always welcome to come for a massage!

:loveya:

[bettyellen]

152. don't say that, you'll never get rid of me....

:loveya:

[elshiva]

153. I don't want to be rid of you, you honey of honey!

:loveya:

[bettyellen]

156. awww you're sweet! is that a new flag?

it's lovely.
i feel a little plain wearing conyers this week. no one recognises me. LOL.

[elshiva]

157. Thanks! This is the Gay Christian Flag and it is Fabulous!

The flag in the OP is the Bisexual Flag. :loveya:

Conyers is the Man though:

[NMMNG]

138. Hey girl!

:hug: :*

:toast:

[bettyellen]

142. come back later....! can't you see she's busy?

[elshiva]

145. I am not too busy to care for all of you lovely DUers!

:grouphug:

[elshiva]

143. Hey Lovely named one!

You were the first to notice and correctly identify the gay christian flag! You are an intelligent, wonderful, sexy person. :*

[NMMNG]

151. Why thank you

:pals:

[elshiva]

154. You are welcome!

:pals:

[giant_robot]

139. Hi elshiva!

I'm currently dating and deeply in love with a bi woman, and she is the greatest thing in my life. If all of you bi women are as sweet as my dear baby, then you are truly a blessing upon the world. :yourock: .

[elshiva]

146. Thank you for supporting bi power!

Congrats on a lovely woman :toast: she is lucky to have you! ;)

[JohnKleeb]

155. ah the bi flag seen that thing before

[elshiva]

159. Well, of course! You are an enlightened gay-friendly guy!

:toast:

[JohnKleeb]

161. Well I know some bi people

Its nice to have seen people get more tolerant over the past few years of school.

[elshiva]

162. Yes, it is good. Maybe your tolerance spread to them

because you speak so eloquently on these issues.

[JohnKleeb]

164. I dunno

I think it was more an evolutionary thing, not all these people who envolved were in classes that had political undertoning.

[elshiva]

166. Probably both evolution and tolerant people.

My professors told me that our generation is more conservative than theirs, but it does seem more accepting of homosexuals/bisexuals.

[Sugar Smack]

158. Hey, shug-

;-) ;-) ;-) ;-)

I'm here! Can't sleep!

You are doing your duty well, lovie.
;-)

[elshiva]

160. SMOOOCH! You are quite the beauty!

:9 Why can't you sleep? :hug:

[Sugar Smack]

163. Kitty won't let , me, smoochy

smootch! Thanks for the compliment, baby.

Sophie jumped up and pounded on my chest because she didn't want to be the only one awake. Wanna cuddie?

[elshiva]

165. MEOW! Of course, Sophie love you!

:loveya:

[Sugar Smack]

167. We are keeping a spot warm on the couch

just for you. We're watching classic movies tonight (this morning- sheesh) and we're having a glass of wine, baby. What're you doing. Are you listening to music?

[elshiva]

172. Good Sunday Afternoon to you, Sugar and to y'all!

I got to go run some errands, but y'all looking sexy. What movies?

[Blue_In_AK]

169. Dear Elshiva...

You are up so late and you've delivered so many smiles and good vibes tonight. Aren't you tired? It must be 4:30 in the morning down there where you are. Is the sun coming up? It never completely went down here, or it's just dipped below the horizon ... now at 12:36 a.m. Alaska is such a magical place in the summertime, so weirdly wonderful.

I'm going to sleep now. Just wanted to say good night. :)

[elshiva]

173. Hope you had a good sleep! Alaska is a great place.

And you make Alaska even more beautiful. ;)

[madeline_con]

171. What are you wearing?

[elshiva]

174. A torn t-shirt and capri pants! What are ya wearing?

You look MARVELOUS, Darlink!

[libnnc]

176. As an official lesbian...

it is my duty to flirt right back at ya...:blush: :evilgrin: ;-)

[elshiva]

177. Sorry, hon! I was out shopping! I love lesbians!

Lovely, lesbian libnnc. One of the most beautiful dykes on DU! :* ;)
:loveya: