Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey

[Ariana Celeste]

-I bet a fun thing would be to go way back in time to where there was going to be an eclipse and tell the cave men, "If I have come to destroy you, may the sun be blotted out from the sky." Just then the eclipse would start, and they'd probably try to kill you or something, but then you could explain about the rotation of the moon and all, and everyone would get a good laugh.

-Many people think that history is a dull subject. Dull? Is it "dull" that Jesse James once got bitten on the forehead by an ant, and at first it didn't seem like anything, but then the bite got worse and worse, so he went to a doctor in town, and the secretary told him to wait, so he sat down and waited, and waited, and waited, and waited, and then finally he got to see the doctor, and the doctor put some salve on it? You call that dull?

-Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: "Mankind". Basically, it's made up of two separate words - "mank" and "ind". What do these words mean ? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind.


I love this stuff! :7

[nytemare]

1. I do too!

The crows seemed to be calling his name, thought Caw.

:)

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

2. I love the mankind quote.

Cracks me up everytime. This one has always been my fav: I think a good gift for the President would be a chocolate revolver. and since he is so busy, you'd probably have to run up to him real quick and give it to him.

[nytemare]

4. I used to carry that book around with me and laugh my ass off.

I love the chocolate revolver one.

:)

[Chichiri]

3. Innnteresting.

[UrbScotty]

5. Good points.

:-)