Matcom doesn't love me anymore!

[yvr girl]

I'm devastated. He hurt my feelings. :cry:

Bastard.

[Rabrrrrrr]

1. He never did.

He lies constantly.

[yvr girl]

2. That doesn't exactly make me feel better

Will you beat him up for me?

[Rabrrrrrr]

3. I would, but he soils himself with lutefisk everytime I raise my fist

and it's embarrassing, so I won't do it any more.

[sakabatou]

4. Rabrrrr, you do it all wrong...

you have to blindfold him first, then beat him like a pinata.

[Rabrrrrrr]

7. Oh, ouf course!! I never even thought of that.

Of course, then he'll start wetting himself whenever I come at him with a blindfold, but it should be fun for two or three times anyway.

[sakabatou]

8. Just tell hm you've put up a pinata yourself...

... so you can blindfold him and lead him to where the "pinata" is.

[Tsiyu]

5. Who is matcom?

:shrug:

[kodi]

6. its not that he doesn't love you its just his penis burns when he urinates

and he wants to be sure who gave what to whom.

[sakabatou]

9. We need know that, kodi...