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Sat Jun-25-05 01:49 AM
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Once again, I must sugar my own Churro. |
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Edited on Sat Jun-25-05 01:50 AM by BullGooseLoony
Simpsons. Classic.
Any more classic Simpsons lines (as if we haven't beaten them like a red-headed donkey)?
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Sat Jun-25-05 01:52 AM
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Sat Jun-25-05 02:07 AM
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2. That was one of the first audios I ever got |
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for my old Mac Performa 600CD. Memories.
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Kurovski
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Sat Jun-25-05 02:53 AM
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3. It looks like all the Simpson's crowd has gone to bed. |
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...Or I killed the thread.
"It tastes like buuurning!" :-)
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Sat Jun-25-05 05:18 AM
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4. Homer was in Mexico and buys food from a child street vendor. |
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Young child: "Es carne de burro." ("It's donkey meat.") Homer: "Nice to meet you, too."
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Sat Jun-25-05 05:23 AM
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5. Hahaha what a great line |
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Although Homer is in Cuba, not Mexico, with Mr. Burns and Smithers. They're trying to escape the FBI and IRS who are after Burns for stealing a trillion dollars from the government. Another CLASSIC episode.
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Sat Jun-25-05 05:46 AM
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7. D'oh! You're right about Cuba. |
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Although my favorite recent ones are when Stephen Hawking gives a profound speech, then Homer says, "Larry Flynt is right!"
Also, the one where Selma (or Patty?) tries to adopt a baby from China. During the flight, the flight attendant points to a large monument shaped like a Chinese takeout box and says "This is the monument to General Gao's Chicken." Then Homer, in a drooling voice, says, "Wow, it makes the Lincoln Memorial look like crap."
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Sat Jun-25-05 10:19 AM
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10. "Okay, give it back now." |
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"Give what back?"
Went something like that with the trillion dollar bill.
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Sat Jun-25-05 05:29 AM
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6. Current favorite: "A mallet?" |
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"Old Gil's gonna make something of himself!" (Sees the sign "CA$H FOR YOUR EYE$", enters.) "Ooh. What do you use for anesthetic? A mallet? Gee, I'm starting to have second thoughts...." (Sound of him getting hit (with the mallet), then sounds of eyes popping out.)
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Sat Jun-25-05 06:10 AM
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8. You know Gil was based on Jack Lemmon's character in Glengarry Glen Ross? |
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I totally see the resemblance.
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Sat Jun-25-05 06:36 AM
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I'm not really that crazy about Gil... but you always have to be on the lookout for that mallet.
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Sat Jun-25-05 10:24 AM
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11. The dead have risen from their graves |
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and they're voting Republican!
Aaaaaaagh!
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Sat Jun-25-05 10:24 AM
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12. Rex Banner: "Are you the Beer Baron?" |
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Flanders: "Well, if you mean root beer, I plead guil-diddly-ilty as char-diddly-arged." Rex Banner: "Well, he's not the Beer Baron, but he's drunk. Take him in."
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Sat Jun-25-05 10:26 AM
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13. This has purple stuff inside. Purple is a fruit. |
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Sat Jun-25-05 10:41 AM
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14. "That's when the CHUDS come out." |
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Think Homer said that about New York after dark.
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