Rachael Ray Is On NOW!! Rachael Ray Is On NOW!!

[matcom]

:D

[Rabrrrrrr]

1. That whore said chorizo was the same as kielbasa, I can not trust

her on anything!!

And aren't you supposed to be bbq-ing?

[matcom]

2. LMAO!

i'm getting drunk and dehydrated instead :bounce:

[Rabrrrrrr]

3. Well, it's important when really hot to make sure you are dehydrated

Otherwise the water inside you can boil and kill you.

You need to replace it with alcohol, because it won't boil, and works as a cooling agent when it evaporates.

[matcom]

4. that is MUCH better advice than i got in the OTHER thread

nobody told me that i was gonna boil from the inside. they hate me :cry:

:rofl:

[Rabrrrrrr]

6. They are trying to kill you. They want your house and your wife.

Don't trust them.

[matcom]

8. your a true friend

but, which one wants my wife?

[Rabrrrrrr]

12. Umm...

all of us. Oops, THEM, I mean. Yes, uh . . . them. That's what I meant.

[GOPisEvil]

19. Mrs. Matcom and I already have plans to sell the house and move

to the Caribbean!!

Shhhhhh! Don't tell!

[matcom]

20. LOL LOL LOL

:D

so THAT'S why you tried to get me to boil myself from the inside! x(

[GOPisEvil]

21. We were planning to donate your meat to "The Glory Hole", BUT

they went and got all uppity on us! x(

[Rabrrrrrr]

22. I hear he donates his meat to the Glory Hole every Friday afternoon

:wow:

[GOPisEvil]

23. That would explain a lot.

:scared:

[Rabrrrrrr]

25. Yes. Yes it does.

:scared: indeed.

[Kathy in Cambridge]

14. Oh shit you're drunk already?

:wow:

[yvr girl]

5. Don't you have onions to chop mister?

And why won't you kiss people for me?

[matcom]

7. i'm saving myself FOR you!

:*

[yvr girl]

11. So you're not getting ANY at home?

I find that hard to believe.

[Zomby Woof]

9. She is like fingernails on a chalkboard

So many better chefs on the Food network. Ones who don't have scratchy voices, oversized mouths, man-hands (well, Mario does, but he is supposed to!), overbearing perky personalities, and cutesy abbreviations like "EVOO".

Next to the excrement named Emeril, she is the worst on that channel.

[mike_c]

10. you mean she cooks...?

I'm sorry-- I never noticed that. That would explain all the food....

[Kathy in Cambridge]

13. Shouldn't you be rustling up the victuals for today's BBQ?

:freak:

Get to work!

[yvr girl]

15. He needs to be punished

Someone should spank him.

(btw, have fun - drink some sangria for me.)

[Kathy in Cambridge]

17. He would like that though!

:evilgrin:

I will-wish you could be here, but it's going to be 100 degrees today. Since you're Canadian, you'd probably melt!

[yvr girl]

18. If I didn't melt in Indonesia

I don't think it's going to happen.

[matcom]

16. been working all morning

lawn mowed - check
meat marinating - check
picked up ice - check
etc... - check

except those damned onions. i'm procrastinating there :D

[El Fuego]

24. I am so bummed I can't go to your BBQ!!!!

:(

[warrior1]

26. Rachael like you've never seen her before.

[yewberry]

27. Ugly truth: she undertips.

Ever watch that $40-a-day program?

They never tell you exactly what she tips the waitstaff, but the calculations go like this:
"So that's $8.50 for our delicious meal, and with tax and tip, we've spent $10 for lunch!"

Argh.

[Hotler]

28. She is way cheap.

n/t