Alberto Gonzalez: Tit Man in the Attorney General's Office

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http://www.nytimes.com/reuters/news/news-life-statues.html

By REUTERS
Published: June 24, 2005
Filed at 6:37 p.m. ET

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - The cover-up is over at the U.S. Justice Department.

After more than three years of being blocked by large blue drapes, two Art Deco aluminum statues of semi-nude figures in the building's Great Hall can be seen again.

The ``Spirit of Justice'' and the ``Majesty of Justice,'' which loom over the stage in the Great Hall, were blocked from view by curtains installed by the department in January 2002, when former Attorney General John Ashcroft was in office.

The curtains were quietly removed on Friday after a decision by Attorney General Alberto Gonzales, Justice Department spokesman Kevin Madden said.

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1. They're boobs, people

Roughly half the population has them. They nourish infant humans and keep them alive for the first several months, without which those babies would starve and die. Many people (particularly of the opposite sex) find them... arousing... but that's only because we have a huge stigma about them and keep them covered up all the time.

Have I said today how much I hate these fundie nuts?

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2. I think your post unduly discounts mantitties.

"His teats have a perky charm, but they are not connected to a dairy."