Okay - what did I miss?

[JimmyJazz]

[SOteric]

1. Boston is having a bbq at matcom's

during what they're all reporting as weatherman's field trip to the 9th circle of hotter than Hell.

Demand pictures, soon.

The Lounge does not have enough yvr girl threads.

Kleeb graduated from high school.

GOPisEvil had a birthday.

Salin hit 30,000 posts and we made a fuss cause she deserved it.

progmom is on the air, get yer JimmyJazz requests in now.

SarahBelle and FinnFan have been canoodling publicly.

I confessed to eating undercooked ramen and cold coffee for lunch the other day. I think progmom needs medical attention from the shock.

DS1 has been an 'ornery cuss.

[JimmyJazz]

2. WOW! That is some serious news!

DS1 has been an 'ornery cuss! When did that start? :silly:

[SOteric]

7. More than 30 years ago.

:7 So lately he's actually perfected it.

[JimmyJazz]

9. I'd say he has it down to a science by now!

:D

[progmom]

3. you forgot the most important news of the week

there will be no more mention of ch**ken in the lounge.

[JimmyJazz]

6. Believe it or not - I already knew that!

Does this mean Ch**kenscratching will have to change her name? :o

[ghostsofgiants]

12. That's what I've been wondering

My thread on the repercussions of poultrygate on her was locked. :(

[JimmyJazz]

14. Oh crap - please don't tell me my first thread in over a week is

going to get locked! I'll go edit my other posts :)

[ghostsofgiants]

17. It's a risk worth taking I thnk

Welcome back, by the way! Hope you had a good vacation.

[johnnie]

4. You forgot fowl-gate

A certain fowl is not to be mentioned here any longer.

[SOteric]

10. I didn't forget, I just didn't want to get the thread locked.

[johnnie]

20. I almost said the "C" word

But I didn't want to be the one to get this thread locked either. That's all I need...to be known as "johnnie..the one who got JJ's thread locked". I would have to hide away in shame.

[JimmyJazz]

11. Edited: so as not to have this thread locked.

:crazy:

[johnnie]

13. And you can't ask fat fowl for medical advice

Nor ask for legal advice now either.

[JimmyJazz]

16. I edited my post. I really don't want to cause anyone problems

and since I wasn't here, I have no idea what took place.

[Lavender Brown]

5. Where is my taffy?

Just kidding!

Um, I'm moving, but I think you already knew that. Nothing else to report! :hi:

Welcome back - hope you had a fun time!

[JimmyJazz]

8. Thank you. I do have taffy for you, btw.

I am also a crispy critter and have something similar to road rash on my ass from getting tosses off my boogeyboard by a very large wave! Otherwise, I'm doing fine :hi:

[Lavender Brown]

15. Sunburn? Ow!

[JimmyJazz]

19. The road rash on my ass is worse.

:( But, it was a really big wave!

[FuzzySlippers]

18. JJ!!!! Are you home?

[JimmyJazz]

22. Yes! I'm home. That was an interesting conversation

you and your friends left for my return :D

[FuzzySlippers]

29. Oops. I added you by mistake.

I'm such a ditz.:blush:

[JimmyJazz]

31. I know it was a mistake, but since I wasn't here - it didn't "unadd"

me - Don't worry. I didn't read very much of it. :D

[progmom]

34. was this the night we talked about glass

you-know-whats?

[JimmyJazz]

38. I'm not sure - maybe you need to pm me some more details about

the conversation and THEN I'll let you know if that was the one....the memory isn't quite what it once was, you know! :evilgrin:

[FuzzySlippers]

43. Nah. That was much earlier.

But I think I added JJ by mistake to that one, too.:D

[ghostsofgiants]

52. Unless you guys decided to discuss that again, I don't think so

That was at least a week ago I think.

[lpbk2713]

21. Welcome back, JJ.

It has been so lonesome around here without you!

Hope you all had a terrific time.

[JimmyJazz]

25. I had a blast. I found out that I suck at miniature golf, though.

:(

[Jara sang]

23. Hey! How was the beach?

Did you get sand in your belly button? :o

[JimmyJazz]

26. One day I did bring half the beach home in my swim suit, but

usually I left that task up to my girls. The weather was great and my kids were really well behaved - I couldn't ask for anything more.

[billyskank]

24. Welcome back!

:hug:

[JimmyJazz]

28. Thanks, darling. I feel like I've been gone for a lot longer than a week!

I've got some interesting messages in my in box filling me in on the gossip! Yowza! Sometimes I wonder what must be going through skinner's head when he's writing those posts :crazy: I do feel for the man!

[billyskank]

33. Feels like longer than a week here, too!

I don't know what all the c*****n stuff was myself, and I was here. But I love the way Skinner can post a sticky thread: "Important: No more chicken threads in the Lounge" and yet still keep his dignity! :D

[JimmyJazz]

37. One can almost hear the sound of him cracking a cold one right

before the fingers hit the keyboard :D

[ScreamingMeemie]

27. Me.

:hug: Missed you as well. ;)

[JimmyJazz]

30. Hi Sweetie! How are you? You weren't posting much before I

left - I hope you are back with us and that your absence was only end of school year craziness! I missed you, too. :hug:

[ScreamingMeemie]

32. I am really bogged down with work...which is what I should be doing

right now, but I do manage 5-10 posts every few days. Hopefully it, and I, will slow down.

[JimmyJazz]

36. I hope so, too. I've missed seeing your threads.

I wasn't sure if you were here less or we were just missing each other. Well, I guess it's better to be busy, but I'll be glad when you are back posting more. :)

[BikeWriter]

35. Woo hoo! The Sweetie's back! It seems like...

you've been gone for years!

[JimmyJazz]

40. Thank you - it's nice to be missed. If the weather had been bad,

I was going to hit an internet cafe, but the weather was great and I never really had a chance to even check my work e-mail! While I did miss the lounge, I really had a blast with my girls :hi:

[BikeWriter]

42. We all missed you, but you deserved a magical vacation...

with the young ones! Wonderful! :)

[Debbi801]

39. Hey, welcome back...

from the beach and boardwalk!

Didja eat some boardwalk food for me? :P

Glad you had a good trip!

:hi:

[JimmyJazz]

41. I ate boardwalk fries and I had fudge.

Dayum - those fries were tasty :D Sometime, you've just got to say, "what the fuck!"

[GOPisEvil]

44. Welcome home!

:hi::hug:

[JimmyJazz]

47. Thank you! It's nice to be back.

Happy belated birthday, btw :hi:

[GOPisEvil]

49. Thanks.

Funny, I don't feel older. :P

[billyskank]

45. Progmom's radio show got hijacked by lesbians!

:D

[JimmyJazz]

48. This is the lounge and we love our lesbians -

even the hijacking kind :D

[BlondieK143]

46. I don't know, but WELCOME BACK!

And pretty much, it's all about fowl and Tom Cruise. :eyes:

I missed you though! :hug: :loveya:

[JimmyJazz]

50. Odds are Tom Cruise will chicken out when it comes to

marrying Katie Holmes - they really do seem like an odd couple. Although from what I understand, Woody Allen is interested in doing a film loosely based on their romance and wants to have Kirstie Alley play the part of Katie.

[BikeWriter]

51. Just as long as they don't get married at an oasis...