Recent quotes from our Fearless Leader, courtesy of dubyaspeak.com

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

http://www.dubyaspeak.com/freshdubya.phtml

1). "I want to thank the President and the CEO of Constellation Energy, Mayo Shattuck. That's a pretty cool first name, isn't it, Mayo. Pass the Mayo. His wife, Molly, appreciated that."

-- In case you were wondering if Dubya had any frat boy left in him, here's your answer. Lusby, Maryland, Jun. 22, 2005

2). "In terms of your Prime Minister, he's a -- interesting guy. He's a lot of fun to be around. He promotes, uhh, serious business in a, in a, in a way that, uhh, endears himself to people. And so, uhh, I think his presidency has been an important presidency for the EU during difficult times, and he's handled it well. And, umm, I was gonna say he's a piece of work, but that might not translate too well. Is that all right, if I call you a piece of work?"

-- Dubya dons his "diplomatic" hat in welcoming Luxembourg Prime Minister and EU President Jean-Claude Juncker, White House, Jun. 20, 2005 (sound clip available on dubyaspeak.com)

3). "The relations with, uhh -- Europe are important relations, and they've, uhh -- because, we do share values. And, they're universal values, they're not American values or, you know -- European values, they're universal values. And those values -- uhh -- being universal, ought to be applied everywhere."

-- Dubya goes "values crazy" in press conference with EU dignitaries, White House, Jun. 20, 2005 (sound clip available on dubyaspeak.com)

4). "I'm sorry my wife isn't here. Yes, I know, most people are sorry -- she's not here instead of -- she's here -- she's not here instead of me. But she is doing great. I'm a lucky man when Laura said, I do. She is a fabulous First Lady, a great mom and a great wife."

-- Dubya launches into some past/present mayhem, University Park, Pennsylvania, Jun. 14, 2005

[ixion]

1. Der Chimpenator only speaks clearly when he's speaking about war

There was a study I remember reading a few years back, that compared Glorious Leader's speech when he was talking about domestic or diplomatic issues, against when he was speaking about war, death, torture, etc. When it has to do with causing people pain, he doesn't stammer, he smirks. :grr:

[Left Is Write]

2. He's a flaming idiot.

"Piece of work" indeed.

Fucknuts.

[mr blur]

3. Check out dubyaspeaks and see that "fabulous"

is one of his favourite words. Probably because it means "imaginary" or "mythological"

[Lisa]

4. they also have some great audio clips!

And don't forget to check out the "Dubya Incidents" page, for some even more memorable gaffes by George!

Justin is constantly adding to the "Repeat Offender" section, so if anybody can find more suggestions for entries, he welcomes submissions ...