Shameless #1000 post

[malmapus]

One small step for DU, one giant leap for a DU'r.

Sat here trying to really think of a meaningful post, but I'm too tired and sitting here at work isn't helping.

[Guy Fawkes]

1. Congratulations...

After 1000, it gets really easy.

[tinfoilinfor2005]

2. Congratulations!!

Now all you have to do is pass the initiation. In exactly thirty three minutes you will find a large blue envelope under the cushion of your couch. Do not touch it until you have scrubbed your hands with a solution of peroxide and water. Hide the plane ticket in a secure place. Pack two pairs of jeans, a hot water bottle and a rubber chicken. Sit down and wait for further instructions. Good luck.
;)