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short bus president Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-26-05 06:36 PM
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Suggested next steps in human evolution:
I'd like to see evolution trend towards tongues that are not so easy to accidentally chomp between teeth. Ow.

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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-26-05 06:37 PM
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1. ouch
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short bus president Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-26-05 06:46 PM
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8. tell me about it...
mouth pain sucks.

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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-26-05 07:07 PM
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11. no pun intended
of course>>><<< maybe this will help to take your mind off of the pain
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Cyndee_Lou_Who Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-26-05 06:40 PM
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2. Would you prefer that to the ability to pee out of your big toe?
:shrug:
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short bus president Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-26-05 06:42 PM
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4. Hrm...
Tough call. Right now, given the intense pain and bloody gaping crater in my tongue, I'd hafta go for the unbiteable tongue. But later on, when I hafta pee and I don't feel like futzing with my pants, I can see the toe-urination concept making a comeback...

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Jara sang Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-26-05 06:41 PM
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3. Wings would be cool.
My vote is for wings.
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short bus president Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-26-05 06:43 PM
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5. HUMAN evolution,
not maxi-pad evolution...

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Maddy McCall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-26-05 06:44 PM
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6. I'd like to see bipedal evolution happen quickly...
so that my progeny will not pe plagued with the bad disks that I've had to deal with.

Oh, and I'd like to see wisdom teeth FINALLY evolve out...they're on the way, but it's just not done yet.
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BelleCarolinaPeridot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-26-05 06:46 PM
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7. The Evolution of Human Flight would work well with me .
That would save a lot on gas money - oh wait ... the Bushitas would should my wings off for sure .

Ok I got , Human wings that regenerated . So then that means we would have to evolve into some sort of reptilian species ... ahhh .
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-26-05 06:47 PM
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9. that would be an intelligent design indeed.
sorry . . .
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Elidor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-26-05 06:51 PM
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10. Brain cells are the next logical step
Humans need brains. It's obvious we don't have any yet.
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-26-05 07:08 PM
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12. Let everyone have the same sex organs so homophobia can be eliminated.
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izzie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-26-05 07:16 PM
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13. One finger with a strong sharp nail to get into packages
I can see us dying off if this does not come about and soon.
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asthmaticeog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-26-05 07:43 PM
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14. Shorter distance from ear to mouth, to accomodate non-flip cell phones n/t
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