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mahatmakanejeeves Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-27-05 01:04 PM
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G*d created Adam and Eve,
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Ikonoklast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-27-05 01:07 PM
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1. Where did Cain and Abels' wives come from?
Something fishy there.
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-27-05 01:12 PM
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4. Eve was Cain's wife...
I mean, he killed Abel - the nice, sweet, effemiate brother who wasn't really interested in women (and not just because there weren't any others around at the time...)

Cain was the devout repuke, wasn't he?
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caty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-27-05 01:12 PM
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5. The UFO
that landed on their crop circles.
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-27-05 01:07 PM
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2. woohoo!
i Love brick testament. :D

:thumbsup:
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-27-05 01:10 PM
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3. A blue-light special at K-Mart.
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sam sarrha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-27-05 01:12 PM
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6. how CAN a man have sex with a man as with a woman.??.non-sequitor
god is nonsequitor... so god condons anal sex... as illistrated in the photo.!! having sex as with a woman.. the lego's were packing fudge!!! so god is kinky ???


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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-27-05 01:15 PM
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7. If I wasn't at work I'd be in tears
Edited on Mon Jun-27-05 01:48 PM by DS1
Man, I can't believe this is 'written'
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-27-05 01:28 PM
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8. Observations (with pictures!):
1. To lie with a man as a man would a woman, isn't he facing the wrong way?

2. They gve the Top guy a cute beard.

3. The Top seems to be enjoying it more. (understandable, if you were laying on top of blue plastic, I doubt you'd like it either...)

4. See picture below:




(man. where is that scribble reading "THALT SHALT NOT KILL"? WHy it's nowhere! We make things up as we go along! :woohoo: ) Those dudes are stylin' too!

5. See picture below:

(was mankind so devoid of other humans that they had to experiment with non-humans? YUCK!)


(Of course, they get put to death too. Even the animal... mustn't get it pregnant...)


(okay, who was on what drug when writing this?!)

6. See picture below, the bibble condones slavery!



7. Good grief, is this Michael Stivic?!









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