We all know Tom is a master of psychiatry and biochemistry, but...

[kick-ass-bob]

we must know:


IS HE GAY?!?!!??

:shrug:

IT IS THE MOST IMPORTANT QUESTION OF THE DAY!

[Lost4words]

1. nah, if he were gay he might have some acting talent.

when I was 12, many decades ago, I heard this saying,

He thinks he's hot shit on a stick but he is only a cold fart in the wind.

Laughed my adolescent but off and in this case it seemed appropriate.

[kedrys]

2. How is he at decorating?

Not that it means anything...one of my dramatically gay friends has no sense of the third dimension when it comes to furniture. :P

[Spinzonner]

3. Another myth shattered

[Debi]

5. I always heard

He thinks he's hot shit on a silver platter, but he's really cold turds on a paper plate....Hmm.

[Lost4words]

10. I guess I was from a poorer neighborhood.

Maybe it is a boy/girl difference. At 12 a silver platter was a successful record to me. But to dissect the differences further,.... cold turds on a paper plate is still something, tangible, solid, capable of producing oder, causing distress in found in ones shoes. Whereas a cold fart in the wind goes virtually unnoticed, no effect, no consequence either way. So I like mine better but yours is perfect because a turd without a plate is like, well, like going to war for no fucking reason at all.

[Debi]

12. I don't know how I got through each day before I found DU

Thank you for the great post!

:rofl:

[Lost4words]

13. To make someone laugh is its own reward, thank you for letting me know

DU is a life boat for me, I usually lurk for days and then post in a flurry on the days I feel like darting in and out of interstate highway traffic.

So Thanks Debi and the best to you always! :toast:

[edbermac]

4. Cruise is NOT gay...

If he was then Mimi, Nicole and Penelope would on Oprah telling her all about him...

[Saphire]

6. Ahhh, but no one told about Rock......just sayin'

[Lost4words]

11. You have a point there!

but he is coming off like a fool. He is entitled to his beliefs but he is not entitled to tell me I am not informed. How easy it is when you never have to worry about bills, insurance, prescriptions you cant afford.

Come down here to the real world super star, we will see how long you last then!

[Debi]

7. KAB - have you studied the history of psyichiatry?

Cuz Tom has...take his word on that.

Oh, what does Scientology say about homosexuals?

[underpants]

8. I have thought and smoked on this matter as it is that important and...

I have come to the conclusion that I really don't give a fick if he is just like I really don't care about what anybody does when they are not on my lap. But I will say this, how can gays pass up a woman like this?

[MrSandman]

9. Look what he did to Oprah

http://mirror.randomfoo.net/memes/2005/06/Tom_Cruise_Kills_Oprah.mov