Mullets Are Not Your Friend

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[sui generis]

1. classic Texas/Alabama mullet

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Don't ask me where I got that picture of hedges. You know how the curtains match the valence with some people, there was even a mullet down theeerrrrrre

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2. Sure they are

www.mulletsgalore.com

[asthmaticeog]

3. "Cut the Mullet," by Wesley Willis (R.I.P.):

Do something about your long filthy hair
It looks like a rat's nest
Do something about your mullet
Get out the hair clippers, jerk

Cut the Mullet
Cut the Mullet
Cut the Mullet
Cut the Mullet

Get the rat's nest off your head
Get that crazy-ass mullet off your skull
Take your ass to the barber shop
Tell the barber you're sick of looking like an asshole

Cut the Mullet
Cut the Mullet
Cut the Mullet
Cut the Mullet

The mullet is the reason why people hate you
They are sick of looking at your nappy wheat sack
No body wants to look at you with that mullet on your head
Why don't you cut that mullet, you numbskull?

Cut the Mullet
Cut the Mullet
Cut the Mullet
Cut the Mullet

Rock over London
Rock over Chicago
Sure White, it's the sure super store!