10 Random Answers - You Guess the Questions

[yvr girl]

1. 6

2. Wimbledon

3. queen

4. 2

5. fake

6. periwinkle

7. yes, if I feel like it

8. Shirley Temple

9. getting a certain DUer to ban himself

10. I have, and it rocked.

[progmom]

1. my guesses

1. how many toes do you have on your left foot?
2. what was the name of your first pet?
3. who is your favorite stadium rock band
4. how many toes do you have on your right foot?
5. are your boobs real or fake?
6. what was your first name before you changed it?
7. do you wash regularly?
8. who was the first person you kissed?
9. what's your favorite euphemism for sex?
10. have you ever been had sex with a republican?

[yvr girl]

5. wrong on all counts

[progmom]

8. but funny, right?

tell me i am funny, dammit!!!

[yvr girl]

19. You are delightfully funny

:D

[meegbear]

2. Questions

1. How many pounds of shrimp can you eat in one sitting?

2. What place would you like to visit where they don't play basketball?

3. What's your favorite chess piece?

4. How many bowel movements do you have on average each day?

5. Real or fake eyelashes?

6. What color do you think sounds funny?

7. Do you like to pick your nose?

8. What black and white movie star would you like to hit with a sledgehammer?

9. What's your second favorite thing to do on DU, after posting?

10. Have you ever been experienced?

[yvr girl]

6. Thanks for playing

but no prize for you

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

3. here we go

1) Members of the same sex "fornicated" with?
2) Favorite sporting event played in?
3) Occupation?
4) Average number of fake orgasms?
5) Favorite chicken part?
6) Eye color?
7) Do you do drugs?
8) Favorite non-alcoholic mixed beverage?
9) Accomplisment most proud of?
10) Have you posted on freerepublic.com?

[yvr girl]

12. Please try again

I WISH for number 2

[Misunderestimator]

4. My guesses:

1. 6 Why do you hate America?

2. Wimbledon Why do you hate America?

3. queen Why do you hate America?

4. 2 Why do you hate America?

5. fake Why do you hate America?

6. periwinkle Why do you hate America?

7. yes, if I feel like it Why do you hate America?

8. Shirley Temple Why do you hate America?

9. getting a certain DUer to ban himself Why do you hate America?

10. I have, and it rocked.Why do you hate America?

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

7. Is that you, Ann Coulter?

[yvr girl]

14. I don't hate America - I'm just a little miffed

All wrong, sorry.

[Misunderestimator]

20. Great, I'll try again:

1. 6 How many times did you fail kindergarten?

2. Wimbledon Where did you get that clay you tracked in?

3. queen Why isn't your brother married?

4. 2 How many warrants are out for your arrest?

5. fake Why did it seem like you weren't satisfied?

6. periwinkle What is the color of your refrigerator?

7. yes, if I feel like it Do you ever sleep with women?

8. Shirley Temple Who is your favorite diplomat?

9. getting a certain DUer to ban himself What would make today complete for you?

10. I have, and it rocked. Have you ever smoked crack?

[yvr girl]

26. Very enjoyable

but wrong, none the less.

[distantearlywarning]

9. 10 questions...

1. Who is your favorite character on Blossom?

2. Where did you lose your virginity?

3. Who is the the person you lost it to? (royalty or rock band, take your choice...)

4. How many beers have you had already today?

5. Your hair color?

6. What is your user name at Free Republic?

7. Do you ever speed in school zones?

8. Which famous person do you most resemble?

9. What's the best thing that happened to you this year?

10. Have you ever memorized the periodic table?

[yvr girl]

16. There was a character on Blossom named "6" ?

all wrong, sorry.

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

10. Mine

1. Name the number of impeachable offenses committed by the Bush Administration.
2. Name a Major Tournament unlikely to be won by Tiger Woods.
3. What was Tucker Carlson's nickname in high school.
4. What is the total number of future Clinton Administrations (Hillary, Chelsea)
5. What do Bill O'Reilly's Intellect and Brittney Spears' Boobs have in common?
6. Name Gordon Liddy's favorite color (closet case)
7. What was Rumsfeld's response when Bush asked, "Do you think we should invade Iraq and cause thousands of military deaths, in addition to hundreds of thousands of civilian deaths, which will lead to an inevitable backlash against the United States and it foreign policy and destabilize the Middle East for the foreseeable future?"
8. Name an Actress and non-alcoholic drink (Hey, she was cute; leave her out of it).
9. Invent a new euphamism for masturbation.
10. Condi Rice's answer to the question, "Who here has ever had sex with a closeted gay male?"

[yvr girl]

57. I missed you earlier, I'm sorry

But you're wrong :D

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

62. Figured you were waiting for a ruling from the judges...

.

[MrSandman]

11. This time, I know...nt

[LynneSin]

13. Here are the questions:

I'll answer these before I look at everyone elses:

1. 6: Most number of orgasms you've had in one day?

2. Wimbledon: Name a sporting event you'll never go see

3. queen: Name Lynne's second favorite rock band

4. 2: Name how many dollars left in your wallet

5. fake: What do you usual do during sex?

6. periwinkle: Name your least favorite sounding color

7. yes, if I feel like it: What is Masturbation (whoops!)

8. Shirley Temple: Name a lameass non-alcoholic drink

9. getting a certain DUer to ban himself: who is yvrgril

10. I have, and it rocked.: (see question 7)

[Misunderestimator]

15. One full day?

That would suck :)

[LynneSin]

17. What - you've had more than 6

Damn girl!

[Misunderestimator]

22. In a whole DAY?

Of course... :shrug:

Poor thing you... :)

[LynneSin]

23. hell by 3 I'm ready to send them home

:shrug:

[Misunderestimator]

30. Well...

I'm not saying it's a daily occurrence or anything.... :D

[progmom]

25. no joke?

maybe toasters aren't so overrated. :P

[Misunderestimator]

28. Who ever told you they were overrated?

:eyes: :P :D

[progmom]

34. my husband, that dirty lying bastard!

:P

[yvr girl]

18. You're close on 9

8 is a matter of opinion, but it is beverage related.

The rest are wrong.

[DrGonzoLives]

21. Easy

1. What is 3+3?
2. What is a tennis tournament in England?
3. What is the term for a female monarch?
4. How many are in a pair?
5. What are Britney Spears' breasts?
6. What is a light shade of blue?
7. Do you enjoy carrot muffins?
8. What is a child actor from the 1930's?
9. What is what you want me to do?
10. Have you ever danced with devil on the pale moonlight?

[yvr girl]

24. You're getting colder

[Jara sang]

27. Here are mine:

1. How many planets in our solar system?

2. What is the capital of Alabama?

3. Who set up the defense fortifications around Washington D.C. during the Civil War?

4. Which mammals lay eggs?

5. What is the atomic weight for sulfur?

6. Who is the CEO of Martin Marietta?

7. Square root of 67,092?

8. Name the third largest moon orbiting Saturn.

9. True or false. The Eskimo language has over 100 words for snow.

10. On which continent would you find the Pampas?

[yvr girl]

29. You're not even trying

No prize for you

[Jara sang]

31. What? It took me more than two minutes to come up with that crap!

Those are two minutes of my life that I will never get back.

[sniffa]

32. my guesses

1. 6 - max. number of muLtipLes you had?

2. Wimbledon - most boring time waster on HBO?

3. queen - favorite band?

4. 2 - how many surgeries?

5. fake - your boobs are?

6. periwinkle - the coLor of your naiL poLish is?

7. yes, if I feel like it - do you masturbate?

8. Shirley Temple - favorite fake aLcohoLic drink?

9. getting a certain DUer to ban himself - what's your eviL pLeause on DU?

10. I have, and it rocked. - have you ever gone in a mosh pit?

[yvr girl]

33. sorry, no more feet pictures for you

[Rabrrrrrr]

35. Okay then:

1. 6

Number of Lakers you "did" during the Rodney King riots

2. Wimbledon

Name the place you first discovered the magic of canned farts

3. queen

What is the last thing you were called by Danny Devito after you tossed that Long Island Iced Tea on his vest.

4. 2

Name the number of times you placed seventeenth in the "most rowdy pharmacist" competition in New Orleans, during the December pharmacy celebration.

5. fake

Your favorite word that rhymes with "you children are by biggest fucking mistake".

6. periwinkle

What is the 38th word in your expurgated dictionary.

7. yes, if I feel like it

Do you ever read Troilus Et Cressida in the bathtub while punching through your thighs with a McDonald's fries container you found on the subway floor?

8. Shirley Temple

Name the most annoying child-actor-cum-UN-croney.

9. getting a certain DUer to ban himself

What were you doing when the Chicago vice squad raided your hotel room at 2 am in the morning after an even of cocaine and gin driven revelry throwing bratwurst and bologna bombs at men in hats while screaming "Take that, Frida Kahl, you dog-humping whore!"

10. I have, and it rocked.

Are you now, or have you ever been, a communist?

[yvr girl]

36. Alas, you are incorrect

[Rabrrrrrr]

38. BUT THEY'RE GODDAMNED FUNNY QUESTIONS!!

[progmom]

41. yes, yes they are

they made me giggle

[Rabrrrrrr]

45. Thanks!

I'm glad you giggled.

I hope orange juice didn't come out of your nose.

But if so, I have a powerwasher to clean it off.

[yvr girl]

42. They are indeed

How about a :* for effort?

[Rabrrrrrr]

46. Not good enough! Need more accolades from yvr girl!

[yvr girl]

52. Will this suffice?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x3530992

[Rabrrrrrr]

54. It suffices quite nicely

I'm so embarrassed, yet honored!

[Blue Belle]

48. Yes.. they are.

:rofl:

[Seabiscuit]

37. 10 Questions

1. What is the first number of the Anti-Christ?

2. Name a waste of good clay.

3. What card do I need for a flush?

4. The number of cents I'll put in?

5. Bush's WMD intelligence was what kind of intelligence?

6. Name a flower I don't have in my back yard.

7. Do you sometimes feel like a nut?

8. Before you hit the hard stuff what did you drink?

9. What is the Lounge's favorite sport?

10. Have you ever been to a playoff game between the Red Sox and Yankees?

[yvr girl]

43. BUZZZ Try again

[Seabiscuit]

58. They were so good you want more?

[JimmyJazz]

64. Dude - you know I love you, but Wimbledon is played on grass.

The French Open is played on clay. I would have let it go, but you are the second person who referenced clay in this answer :spank:

[Seabiscuit]

65. I borrowed it from the first person to mention clay. What do I know???

So I'll try again:

2. Wimbledon: A small plot of land that desperately needs a sign that says "don't walk on the grass".

[KamaAina]

39. All you had to do was ask

1. How many times daily do you fantasize about travelling to Hawai'i?

2. What famous tennis tournament is universally mispronounced by clueless USAMericans as "Wimbleton"?

3. What is another name for a female cat? (Really.)

4. How many times daily do you actually pick up the phone, begin dialling the travel agent, then hang up? :-)

5. How would you describe Bush**'s justifications for going to war with Iraq?

6. What would Roz (from Frasier)'s name be if she married Rip Van Winkle?

7. Do you often compare repukes to Nazis?

8. What would you call a Hindu house of worship built alongside I-395 (Shirley Hwy.) in Alexandria, VA?

9. What is the one goal that you feel you must accomplish before retiring to Hawai'i?

10. Have you ever given a repuke an atomic wedgie?

:-)

[yvr girl]

44. Are you inviting me to visit?

BTW, your questions, while great, are incorrect.

[KamaAina]

51. The invitation is open

we're down a couple of quarts of DUers out here, to the point that we've put off the next "DUau" for over a month now. Besides, with one one-time exception, all the attendees have been male: BO-O-O-O-RING!

[yvr girl]

53. A DUau sounds fun

What island are you on?

[KamaAina]

60. O'ahu, "The Gathering Place".

to my knowledge we're the only island with multiple DUers :(

Not to worry, though: Da Pond is right on Kane'ohe Bay, on the Windward side of the island away from the mini-concrete jungle that is Honolulu and especially Waikiki. The view across the bay from Opihi's lanai is reminiscent of an Italian seascape, in Capri perhaps.

[Blue Belle]

40. Answers in the form of a question...

1) How many licks does it take you to get to the Tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop??

2) What was the most predictable romantic comedy released last year?

3) What band is played and appreciated at both Ice Hockey and the Ice Capades??

4) How many Bush elections were stolen?

5) Is Ann Coulter's hair color natural or fake?

6) Who is your favorite faerie in Disney's "Sleeping Beauty"?

7) Can you play Chop Sticks on the Piano?

8) Who is the United States' ambassador to the African Nation of Ghana?

9) What was your favorite flame war accomplishment?

10) Have you ever had sex on a tilt-o-whirl??

[yvr girl]

47. Have you? (number 10)

Your questions are wrong, sorry.

[Blue Belle]

50. Nope...

I'm not that much of a PDA girl. :)

I was just trying to guess something out of the ordinary.

[Zuni]

49. I'll have a whirl at this one

1. the number of times you have served time in prison (including juvenile)?

2. your favorite sporting event to watch while high on PCP and fumes from model airplane glue?

3. why is uncle bob never getting married?

4. number of colonics you have had in the last week?

5. are your front teeth real or fake?

6. favorite flower to snort?

7. do you stop if you hit someone with your automobile?

8. who did your mom dress you up as when you were little?

9. What makes you hot?

10. Have you ever kidnapped anyone?

[yvr girl]

55. Too funny

wrong, but funny

[Zuni]

56. I'll be here through thursday

:hi:

[JimmyJazz]

59. I just know I'll get these right - I have ESPN, you know.

1. 6

How many people are in a quartet?

2. Wimbledon

What is one of the year's best Romantic Comedies:



3. queen

What chess piece of mine inevitably captured first?

4. 2

How many times would we have slept together if bettyellen hadn't interfered?

5. fake

What is pro wrestling?

6. periwinkle

Name a color straight men call "purple."

7. yes, if I feel like it

Do you post on DU while nekkid?

8. Shirley Temple

What is the most disgusting non-alcoholic beverage on the planet.

9. getting a certain DUer to ban himself

What is the epitome of online flirtation :P

10. I have, and it rocked.

Have you ever been kissed by another DUer?

[yvr girl]

61. Well, kissing your ass was awsome

And my other DU kisses were great too, but that was not the question. None of your questions were the question.

[HamstersFromHell]

63. and please make sure your answer is in the form of a question...

1.) 1,098,734,569 - 1,098,734,562 =

2.) name a place a female can't say "ugh!"

3.) why does the king behave himself?

4.) How many more than "a crowd" does it take to become "an orgy"?

5.) Describe shrub's "compassion".

6.) What a kid tells you happens to their peris when you fail to iron them.

7.) Do you sleep?

8.) Whese do you go to worship Shirley?

9.) What would you do if a certain DUer had underarm odor?

10.) As a child, did you ever own a wooden horse?

[yvr girl]

66. I really liked the last one

But they are all wrong.