KurtNYC
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Mon Jun-27-05 03:44 PM
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EVOO - extra virgin olive oil -- My Rachel Ray melt down... |
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Yes, we did this last week but this stuck in my head so I'm trying to let it out...
This is the Rachel Ray version of Tourette Syndrome: every time you say an acronym you must follow it immediately with the full phrase which the acronym represents:
Hello, I'm RR, Rachel Ray! Today I'm going to cook some TMMs - thirty minute meals. I'm talking a little funny today possibly because of the LSD - lysergic acid dyethlimide - and the THC - tetra-hydra cannibinol - in my CNS - central nervous system.
Let's start with a simple BLT - bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich. Yum! My GM - grandmother - used to make these back when JFK - John Fitzgerald Kennedy - was in the WH - whitehouse. That's back even before New Kids on the Block changed their name to NKOTB - new kids on the block.
You know I used to work as a sports-caster but it didn't work out because it took me to long to get through all the stats - statistics such as RBIs - runs batted in ..
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Mon Jun-27-05 03:46 PM
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1. But she's so darn CUTE! |
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Mon Jun-27-05 03:46 PM
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Is Andouille sausage interchangeable with country sage? Seems like it should be... I mean they're both sausage... right?
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Mon Jun-27-05 03:50 PM
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4. Never heard of country sage???? |
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Mon Jun-27-05 03:51 PM
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7. I think it's a country music band, or else a nickname for Willie Nelson. |
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Mon Jun-27-05 03:55 PM
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11. You know... Jimmy Dean, Sage flavor? |
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I hate not being clear... my communication skills SUCK ASS.
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Mon Jun-27-05 03:50 PM
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5. Andouille, Jimmy Dean, brat... It's all sausage, dear! |
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Mon Jun-27-05 03:56 PM
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12. Well that's what Rachel says... |
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and you know she's such a *great* cook!
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Mon Jun-27-05 04:04 PM
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Mon Jun-27-05 03:50 PM
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not all sausages are alike!
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Mon Jun-27-05 03:56 PM
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Mon Jun-27-05 03:49 PM
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3. ROFL!! I'm making a point of watching her now, just to see how |
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accurate you are!
Hilarious post!
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Mon Jun-27-05 03:55 PM
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Edited on Mon Jun-27-05 04:04 PM by KurtNYC
favorite flavor: Yum! 2nd favorite flavor: delish! favorite adjectives: soooooooo & yummy (as in "This is sooooo yummy!") favorite kitchen accessory: the garbage bowl
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Mon Jun-27-05 03:55 PM
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8. Extra Virgin Olive Oil? You mean it never even rode a bike? |
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Mon Jun-27-05 03:55 PM
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10. She calls sandwiches "sammies" |
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which is cute only the first time, then you start to want to hunt her down and make her stop saying it.
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Mon Jun-27-05 03:57 PM
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14. I know, it makes me *cringe* when she says that! |
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Mon Jun-27-05 04:00 PM
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15. She drives me crazy... |
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That $40 per day show is so-o-o fake. Just once I want to see her spit something out into her napkin and say, "Jesus H. Christ, did that suck! For the love of God, don't waste your money at this shithole."
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Mon Jun-27-05 04:03 PM
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16. I can't watch her. Her "coolness" is uncomfortably uncool. |
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Mon Jun-27-05 04:06 PM
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18. And we're gonna be using some COK - Chorizo OR Kielbasa - in |
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Mon Jun-27-05 04:07 PM
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19. There's a restaurant around here called EVOO |
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I HATE the name, but it has great food.
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