I think I found God

[underpants]

[Politicub]

1. I have no idea what your post means

but can I join your cult?

:)

[underpants]

7. At this time we are only accepting females

as a leader of a cult I owe that to myself. Black nikes and running suits are available in the lobby though.

[Javaman]

2. Did god want to be found?

[ghostsofgiants]

3. I found God a while ago

He was in Falwell's wallet.

[dbt]

4. God is on your right in this pic:

[hippiechick]

5. I saw him walking up the Monon Trail about a month ago ...

.... saw him again a few days later and followed him. He runs a shoe store not too far from where I live & drives a VW convertible.

:)

[Jara sang]

6. Did you find him in my broom closet?

I've suspected that he's been liviing in there for some time now.

[underpants]

10. Are you saying that God should come out of the closet?

:bounce:

[Yit]

8. I work with him.

[Debi]

17. No, I think that's his son

[Yit]

22. Damnit!

He told me he was god.

[Debi]

26. Well, he'll inherit the earth and all that stuff,

but not until the Big Dog is gone!

[jandrok]

9. I didn't know that you had lost Him.

Glad to know that He's accounted for. If this had gone on, He would have shown up on a milk carton or something.

[johnnie]

11. Hey...I saw Jesus once

On a hit of purple microdot. Does that count?

[underpants]

Wow she must be tiny

:bounce:

[Orsino]

12. "I looked under the dogma, and there He was." n/t

[matcom]

13. THAT isn't a pic of Tom Cruise!

x(

[underpants]

14. Read this. Know it.

http://elvers.stjoe.udayton.edu/history/welcome.htm

[matcom]

15. why do you hate America

x(

[Q3JR4]

16. Really? If no one claims him in 30 days he's yours!

I love that bumper sticker.

:P

[underpants]

18. LOL

August 2005 DU thread-What should I do with my God?

[Midlodemocrat]

19. Has anyone found Jesus yet?

Because those shirt that say "Have you found Jesus" are really getting annoying.

[MN ChimpH8R]

24. I didn't know he was missing!

Shouldn't that be the followup to the runaway bride story? Haven't seen his piccy on a milk carton or anything, so who knew? :shrug:

In any event, look behind the refrigerator and up in the attic. If he's not there, he will come home when he gets hungry.. :evilgrin:

[Debi]

27. did you not see Yit's post above? He works with the guy

[madrchsod]

20. i think i have found god also---------

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only god could make someone like her

[Orsino]

21. Let me guess. Under the sofa cushions again?

I keep tellin' you people...

[RPM]

23. yeah - i buried him in my basement

i hope i dont get brought up on charges.

[hickman1937]

25. Looks like a flying turtle with pom poms to me.

Maybe I need a drink.

[WhollyHeretic]

28. I found god and he's a hell of a dancer

http://www.jesusdance.org/

[ET Awful]

29. I didn't know he was lost.

:)

[Richard Steele]

30. I once got so messed up, I thought I saw DOG. True story!