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MnFats Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-27-05 04:16 PM
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Who here remembers the joke that ends with the punch line...
"Thanks, son. Most guys just leave her in the tree."


If you don't know it, I ain't tellin' it, so don't ask.
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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-28-05 01:03 AM
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1. I vaguely remember a joke like that
It's one of those crude sex ones.

If I recall correctly it's about a woman with no limbs who is in a tree crying because nobody will have sex with her, and some guy does it with her, then takes her home. When he drops her off her father delivers that line.
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MnFats Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-28-05 01:55 AM
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3. dingdingdingdingdingding!
you are correct. I did not dream anyone would recall it. I first heard it many many years ago and hadn't heard it in at least 20.

please don't think ill of me for bringing it up...for a while we had a test of someone's level of dementia: "And you laughed the first time you heard the joke that ends with the punch line..." as if to say 'they don't come much sicker than (insert name of someone who is worthy of insulting.)"
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Crazy Guggenheim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-28-05 01:05 AM
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2. Or how about "Hey, I'm not going to through sixty seven more
of these!"
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