Bouncy Ball
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Mon Jun-27-05 08:20 PM
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You just KNOW Jerrod is so fucking sick of those Subway sandwiches. |
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Edited on Mon Jun-27-05 08:25 PM by Bouncy Ball
You know he is. I bet he eats steaks and pasta and all kinds of crap. No Subway for him. He takes that one bite in the commercial, they yell "CUT!" and he yells "GET ME A TRASH CAN NOW!" and spits it out.
Not that there's anything wrong with Subway, but damn, he ate it for like three years or something? I'd be fucking killing someone.
And you know what? I'm sick of Jerrod. I don't watch much TV and I saw him just now and thought "Damn, I'm SICK of seeing your ass on TV pushing those damn sandwiches. You love them, you lost about five hundred pounds eating them, WE GET IT."
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Mon Jun-27-05 08:21 PM
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1. Easy money though...nt |
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Mon Jun-27-05 08:22 PM
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How many of those fucking sandwiches did he have to choke down before Subway said "damn, we oughta pay this guy, he's dwindling by the day!"
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Mon Jun-27-05 08:23 PM
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3. Y'know damn well that he got the gastric bypass |
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He probably sits at home eating Crisco out of the can with a spoon. :evilgrin:
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Mon Jun-27-05 08:23 PM
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Boy I'm in a catty mood tonight! Meow! LOL!
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Mon Jun-27-05 08:25 PM
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The only place withing walking distance of my office is Subway, and I can barely stand one meal a week from there.
You just know that sweaty fat fsck has a cupboard of ringdings at the house.....whatta faker.
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Mon Jun-27-05 08:24 PM
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6. But seriously you ask a good question |
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did he really lose ALL that weight (remember he was over 300 pounds) by eating Subway?
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Mon Jun-27-05 08:27 PM
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10. IIRC, he had to walk a mile each way to get the sandwiches |
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So I suppose he could have sweated it off over a couple years.
However, IIRC, he didn't have any cheese or condiments on his sandwich-- just lean, lowfat meat and veggies. So no mayo, no pepper jack-- just a hunk o' dried-out turkey breast and some wilted lettuce.
Either that or he had the lipo. :P
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Mon Jun-27-05 08:23 PM
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5. After the shoot's over, he probably goes out for a $30 steak |
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That or he goes home to his personal chef that he can now afford from all the money he's made with Subway.
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Mon Jun-27-05 08:24 PM
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7. Now that's probably true. |
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Mon Jun-27-05 08:26 PM
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9. He probably pukes all the way to the bank |
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Mon Jun-27-05 08:30 PM
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11. If he spent less time at Subway and more time at acting classes, |
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those commercials might be more enjoyable.
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Mon Jun-27-05 08:31 PM
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12. I'm going to be even cattier and say he's downright creepy looking |
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Mon Jun-27-05 08:45 PM
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13. Gawd, I had Subway last week |
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for the first time in years.. I quickly remembered why I quit going there. It was awful and waaay overpriced.
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Mon Jun-27-05 09:16 PM
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15. I got sick off their seafood and Krab (with a K) sandwich |
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about a year ago and haven't had it since. Blech. It's just not that good for how much you pay for it.
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Mon Jun-27-05 08:46 PM
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14. I am f***ing sick of Jared |
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I've said it before: EAT SOMETHING ELSE FOR GOD'S SAKE. It was a good gimmick but EMOUGH already.
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Mon Jun-27-05 09:19 PM
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16. BB did you see "Super Size Me?" He has a little guest stint there where |
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he made some appearance at a high school to do motivational speaking. They didn't show his talk, but the high school girl they were interviewing made it clear that he was there to pimp Subway. Sigh.
I have the DVD and can loan it to ya if you haven't seen it, worth watching.
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Mon Jun-27-05 09:23 PM
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that I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
But those ersatz restaurants are the most nasty-assed places encounterable. Yellow walls and sick mayonaisse smell. Reek of rancid ectoplasm.
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Mon Jun-27-05 09:37 PM
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18. So how do you feel about the Ronald McDonald makeover? n/t |
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