Which would you date? Bruce Willis or Tom Cruise

[Maddy McCall]

One's a Republican asswipe, and the other's a Scientologist asswipe. The date includes---ummmm----intimacy. So who's it going to be, and why?

[greatauntoftriplets]

1. I'd take the veil.....

:puke: on both of them.

[acmavm]

2. Is a gun planted up against my head?

'Cuz that's about the only thing I think that could make me consider it.

[Maddy McCall]

6. No gun. But Demi will beat you up if you don't choose one. :D

[acmavm]

7. I can't even imagine how any woman with any self respect and

traceable brain wave patters could spend any time in the company of either one of them and not end up being charged with something.

And I think I can take Demi.

[Maddy McCall]

8. Demi was pretty tough in GI Jane.

But, yeah, I think you can take her. :D

[trotsky]

3. LMAO

I have never ever seen the word "shitbubble" before.

Thank you for that. :rofl:

[Maddy McCall]

5. To my knowledge...my son made it up...

when he was talking about another kid his age. OF course I admonished him, but I added it to my vocabulary. :evilgrin:

[Sanity Claws]

4. I'll sit home and eat ice cream

Sounds like more fun than spending time with either of them

[medeak]

9. waxing legs sounds like more fun

[Lilith Velkor]

10. Does the date include conversation?

If not, I'll take 'em both. They gotta give me lots of money first, though. I have, um, moral values, yeah that's it...