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Mon Jun-27-05 09:12 PM
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Who the Hell is Jimmyjazz ?? |
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and why does she want my cookies ??
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Mon Jun-27-05 09:16 PM
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1. Speak with respect and reverence when you mention her name |
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Mon Jun-27-05 09:19 PM
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Mon Jun-27-05 09:21 PM
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I'm DEFINITELY sharing my cookies with you! :rofl:
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Mon Jun-27-05 09:23 PM
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6. And don't forget to sing the praises of the Clash |
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Mon Jun-27-05 09:26 PM
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9. "we ROCK the catbox, we ROCK the catbox... |
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Mon Jun-27-05 09:28 PM
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11. I fought the cats and the cats won. I fought the cats and the cats won. |
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Mon Jun-27-05 09:30 PM
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13. bwahahahaha....too true... |
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Mon Jun-27-05 09:41 PM
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16. and Hostess snack cakes! Don't forget the snack cakes! |
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Mon Jun-27-05 09:42 PM
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18. One can never forget to sing the praises of Hostess! |
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Mon Jun-27-05 09:20 PM
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Mon Jun-27-05 09:24 PM
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7. hi, enigami, i'm bridgit, queen of the borg... |
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would you help me buckle my head to my ass bone sweety, that would be just peachy, thanks, hon :thumbsup:
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Mon Jun-27-05 09:26 PM
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8. I'll send assistance immediately |
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chin up till they get there
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Mon Jun-27-05 09:27 PM
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Mon Jun-27-05 09:21 PM
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5. The police walked in for Jimmy Jazz |
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I said, she ain't here, but she sure went past Oh, you're looking for Jimmy Jazz
Sattamassagana for Jimmy Dread Cut off her ears and chop off her head Police came looking for Jimmy Jazz
So if you're gonna take a message 'cross this town Maybe put it down somewhere over the other side See it gets to Jimmy Jazz
Don't you bother me, not anymore I can't take this tale, oh, no more It's all around, Jimmy Jazz
J-a-zee zee J-a-zed zed J-a-zed zed Jimmy Jazz And then it sucks, he said, suck that! So go look all around, you can try your luck, brother ANd see what you found But I guarantee that it ain't your day Chop! Chop
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Mon Jun-27-05 09:29 PM
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12. Be careful of her. She'll give you siezures, if neccessary, |
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to get her way.
Don't get between her and her cookies, my friend. Trust me on this.
Just don't.
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Mon Jun-27-05 09:30 PM
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I will guard my cookies tirelessly
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Mon Jun-27-05 09:39 PM
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15. Nah, go ahead and share them with her; |
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you'll be glad you did.
It's only dangerous if you don't have any cookies. Then she makes you suffer.
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Mon Jun-27-05 09:41 PM
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Edited on Mon Jun-27-05 09:43 PM by enigami
tribute is required. Well in that case, I can spare some cookies I suppose.
But under no circumstance shall I give up Snack Cakes!
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Mon Jun-27-05 09:46 PM
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20. Then you are dead to me, I'm afraid. |
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:P
Gimme a sno-ball and I'll take it back.
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Mon Jun-27-05 09:49 PM
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21. sno-balls? Sno-balls? |
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of course you may have all the sno-balls you desire. they are but a pittance.
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Mon Jun-27-05 09:51 PM
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22. Your tribute will well-rewarded. The Jazzter is a genuine peach |
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when her desires have been fulfilled.
You'll like her.
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Mon Jun-27-05 09:43 PM
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19. Jimmyjazz is a Honey Bun. |
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Mon Jun-27-05 09:55 PM
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24. BW, I can tell you're a Texas boy, |
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or Southern of some kind at least.
Can't remember the last time I heard someone call a lady "honey bun."
Except me, of course. And usually only with Mrs R; it's 50-50 to get slapped saying it to anyone except her.
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Mon Jun-27-05 10:13 PM
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27. I came by it honest, Pard... |
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The Ladies around here found out about me long ago. Mama was raised in the Oklahoma cotton fields and Dad drove teams in oil fields and sharecropping in Arkansas and Oklahoma. I was raised in Texas. Mom called most every friend she ever had Sugar or Honey and I picked it up from her. I've run polls on it and have seldom had any complaints. :)
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Mon Jun-27-05 10:19 PM
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28. ....and you aren't going to get one from me! |
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I love your terms of endearment :loveya: you make me feel special.
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Mon Jun-27-05 10:27 PM
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29. That's because you're a Doll! :-) |
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Mon Jun-27-05 09:51 PM
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23. Make respectful obeisance to JimmyJazz |
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and surrender your cookies when asked. No reason need be given.
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Mon Jun-27-05 10:02 PM
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some cookies and sno-balls. No snack cakes that is our deal.
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Mon Jun-27-05 10:10 PM
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26. Dayum! You're making me out to be a little on the high maintenance |
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Mon Jun-27-05 10:30 PM
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31. I have 7 cats - what's high maintenance for a human? |
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I don't think there is such a thing... :rofl:
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Mon Jun-27-05 10:27 PM
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30. Who? Jimmy Jam? Speak up! I'm old! |
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Mon Jun-27-05 10:35 PM
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But 39 ain't nuffin' (and that's with two "effs") :D
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Mon Jun-27-05 10:37 PM
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Mon Jun-27-05 10:39 PM
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34. Meh! 39 was harder than 40.....by the time I actually turned 40, |
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I just shrugged and said, "oh, so what was the big deal?"
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Mon Jun-27-05 10:43 PM
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35. That's how it was when I turned thirty. |
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29 was rough on me, but I enjoyed turning 30.
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