The WH has screwed up yet again, and you got a press pass

[LordshipLadyship]

So what do you ask our noble president at the press CONference?

"DU Member, of the DU lounge, Mr. (cough cough, hysterical laughter) :rofl: President. Just how many of our troops will have to die before you are forced to admit you screwed this war up the way you've screwed up everything else you've tried? And a follow up: Does Pickles know what you've got going with CONdi?

[BikeWriter]

1. Good questions, Ladyship.

[LordshipLadyship]

2. Not really good questions

More for humor. Not what I'd actually ask. But people can ask whatever question they want, I created it as a way for people to respond. My strength lies in humor, so I mostly hang around the lounge when I am not DUing polls and e mailing my views.

[BikeWriter]

3. I just had an epiphany...

My sorry ass ought to be camped out in front of the freakin' White House.

[LordshipLadyship]

4. The whole lounge should be with you :-) nt.

[BikeWriter]

5. Lol! That would be cool. Just wait until my shrinks...

hear my latest idea. ;)

[LordshipLadyship]

6. Mine and Mr. Ladyship's is leaving us in mid-december.

It sucks.

Hmm no White House wannabe reporters out there? Okay what if I add free booze? :beer: :silly:

[BikeWriter]

7. That sounds good, too. :-)

[Maddy McCall]

9. The free booze is definitely an awesome lure.

:D

[Maddy McCall]

8. Georgie Porgie. When you were with Jeff Gannon, were you top or bottom?

Next question: Seeing that you and your entire nucular family have lived such an immoral life, doesn't it make you appear hypocritical to lecture the nation on morals and religion?

Next question: How does it feel to have a presidential approval rating only comparible to Nixon at this point in your second term?

Next question: Is Karen Hughes your beard or do you like gettin' it on with her because she's manly lookin'?

[LordshipLadyship]

10. Bush answers. Sort of.

Georgie Porgie. When you were with Jeff Gannon, were you top or bottom?"


Uh, ah, well, we had to get rid of Saddam cause he was a bad man. Bad, baddd.

Next question: Seeing that you and your entire nucular family have lived such an immoral life, doesn't it make you appear hypocritical to lecture the nation on morals and religion?

God talks to me. It's hard work.


Next question: How does it feel to have a presidential approval rating only comparible to Nixon at this point in your second term?

Ah never pay attention to polls, until Karl tells me to. And Saddam was a bad man, God bless America, can I get applause for our fine fighting men and women?

Next question: Is Karen Hughes your beard or do you like gettin' it on with her because she's manly lookin'?

God bless America! Next question.

[Maddy McCall]

11. LOL! Please tell me...

were you the one who was speaking to George through his earpiece during the debates? You have nailed him perfectly.

Kudos. :D

[LordshipLadyship]

12. Nailed him perfectly?

Let's not get carried away with the Christ comparisons. :silly: :D

He'd be in a world of trouble if I had access to that earpiece broadcast.

'So myah hardest job is comfortin' the mothers of the troops"


Transmits: It's hard pretending I am the President when all I long for is some cutie and a bottle of Johnnie Walkers

"It's hard pretendin' I am..huh..?"

Transmits : Listen to me, Americans, before I start another nuclear war and kill more innocents needlessly to make up for my stupidity, and try to be a real man, ask your representative to impeach me, cause my dog Barney is more qualified than I am to be President.

"Listen to me, uh ya sure, uh, uh, Barney, yeah, uh.."

Transmits: I stole the election and John Kerry is actually the man the American people elected to this position in the Oval Office which I have sullied, literally and figuratively

"But ah can't tell dem Muricans I stole the election-oh shit"

Transmission is interrupted by a familiar voice : I told you, didn't I, you idiots, I told you using him was a mistake, Goddamn it, I-oh...oh...

(sound of a cart being rolled up)

Transmitted : CLEAR!! ZAPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!