Mary Carey Demopedia page

[auburngrad82]

http://demopedia.democraticunderground.com/index.php/Mary_Carey

Mary Carey is a busty porn star who has joined the Republican Party as a candidate for Lieutenant Governor of California. A true believer in family values, Mary Carey has publicly stated that her personal fantasy is to have sex with both Bush twins at the same time. Which is the dream of every Freeper in America.

Karl Rove has had dinner with Ms Carey to discuss her future with the Republican Party. She was also scheduled to attend the annual President's Dinner, a fundraiser featuring President Bush. Sales of "Lick Bush" bumper stickers are expected to increase after their meeting...

[kcwayne]

1. "Lick Bush" is antiquated

Porn stars and strippers shave all of their public hair these days. I haven't seen a non-sex industry 20 year old nude for 30 years, but I presume that this is the style preference for that generation.

As such, the meaning of the term "lick bush" is presumably getting as meaningless as "wooing"

[Dr.Phool]

2. She said on the Daily Show

That she doesn't do anal because she has a gas problem and poops a lot. She ripped a big fart about 30 seconds later.

Hey, I'm no freeper, but with enough Stoli, I might lower myself to a threesome with the twins.