Cow, Bull To Get Married Next Month

[matcom]

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The nuptials were set over the weekend in the province of Sa Kaew, 160km east of Bangkok, where the owners of a dwarf brahman cow and bull agreed to get their diminutive bovines together to reproduce the petite breed.

Krachang Kanokprasert, owner of the bull, originally wanted to buy the intended bride - who stands 70cm tall and weighs 50kg - but her owner refused to sell.

Instead, the farmers agreed to join the diminutive breeding stock in matrimony, with the date set for July 10.

The ceremony will be conducted with all the usual wedding pomp.

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,15745598-13762,00.html

[Spinzonner]

1. Where's Randy Newman when we need him

[GOPisEvil]

2. This is news? Come on, they're the same species for crying out loud.

[Hugin]

3. Mad micro cow disease?

It's coming folks! Mark my words, it's coming!

[Deja Q]

4. " the farmers agreed to join the diminutive breeding stock in matrimony"

Isn't beastiality, well, gross?

[Richardo]

5. See? In Thailand they do not mock the holy sanctity of marriage

:eyes:

[Shell Beau]

6. Isn't that special!

[GiovanniC]

7. Oooh, the Usual Wedding Pomp -- Your Favorite, matcom!

I don't suppose it's gonna be a prime rib dinner, though.

[matcom]

8. chicken or fish

:D